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List the top 10 films you'd want riffed

Started by MisterC, January 20, 2007, 03:21:21 PM

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RoninFox

Quote from: googoomuck11 on October 16, 2007, 11:47:38 PM

5. The Karate Kid
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I hadn't thought about a riff of Karate Kid until now...

Now I can't think of anything else!  That would rule.
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Before they do any other riffs, I want to see them finish up the franchises that they've started i.e. Matrix & LotR. 

But top 10 in no order:
Waterworld (I can dream...)
Harry Potter (Just a matter of time for one of 'em)
Transformers (Just a matter of time)
Hulk (There is soooo much potential.  Probably just a matter of time before Punisher, Blade & Ghost Rider)
Dungeons & Dragons (it's doubtful though since Eragon totally ripped off this movie... for some reason)
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (I love it, but it does suck something fierce)
Pirates of Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
X-Men 3 (it sucks so bad it hurts)
Power Rangers: The Movie (It needs to happen)
Thirteen Ghosts (There is so much to riff!  Matthew effing Lillard for crying out loud!  Perfect for Halloween!)
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RoninFox

Never at any point thought that Eragon ripped off Dungeons and Dragons for any reason other than casting Jeremy Irons in a terrible role, maybe I missed something because I'm blocking most of my memory of Dungeons and Dragons out.  Either way, I think this is still riffable.

Seriously though, did Eragon even have time to rip off another Dragon story with all the other things it was ripping off?  Okay, telepathic speech between the dragon and the rider that that dragon chooses or is "impressed" by before hatching, forgot.

"Dear Anne McCaffery,  you ain't gonna believe this shit but..."
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ig400

My second top 10

10. Final Fantasy
And you thought the Super Mario Brothers movie had nothing to do with the game

9. You've Got Mail
It's Sleepless in Seattle 2, also does any body remember getting on to the internet that easly back in the 90's?

8. The Nightmare Before Christmas
Why is this movie so popular?

7.Donnie Darko
I think the masterbation hypnosis scene was improved

6. Weird Science
It's not a comedy if nobody's laughing, also who's bras did they have on their heads?

5. Edward Sissorhands
Pardon my crassness but how dose he wipe him self after going number two?

4.Chasing Amy
Not even lesbians can resist Ben Affleck <3
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3.The Rocketeer
John Locke is Howard Hughes

2.Speed
It's like Speed 2 only on a bus

1. Titanic
Ok, we saw the nude scene, do we have to see the rest of the movie?

worth considering -Kyle XY pilot
Knew he was clone like thing in the first 5 pink goo nude  seconds
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plurie

The Marine.

Every scene in that movie ends with the location exploding.  Classic.   :clap:

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Quote from: plurie on October 18, 2007, 12:57:20 PM
The Marine.

Every scene in that movie ends with the location exploding.  Classic.   :clap:

My wife is a big wrestling fan, and since Cena is originally from the Boston area near our house, we saw this.  Afterwards she said "I hope they do a rifftrax on that."  And she's not a huge rifftax fan.

RoninFox

Quote from: k1posterchild on October 19, 2007, 02:55:21 PM
Quote from: plurie on October 18, 2007, 12:57:20 PM
The Marine.

Every scene in that movie ends with the location exploding.  Classic.   :clap:

My wife is a big wrestling fan, and since Cena is originally from the Boston area near our house, we saw this.  Afterwards she said "I hope they do a rifftrax on that."  And she's not a huge rifftax fan.

I'm a huge wrestling fan, and if I knew about rifftrax at the time I would have been calling for one of this movie the first time I saw the trailer.   ;D  Haven't seen the movie yet, but I remember saying "It looks like they just rolled almost every action movie cliche together into one film."

Then they showed Cena saying, "They have a hostage.  IT'S MY WIFE!"

"Well...that's all of them then."
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MDupont

I fear that if they do a Rifftrax that was made by the WWE, I can see a lot of WWE riffs, and maybe a Benoit riff which may not go over well.
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Quote from: MDupont on October 19, 2007, 06:58:19 PM
I fear that if they do a Rifftrax that was made by the WWE, I can see a lot of WWE riffs, and maybe a Benoit riff which may not go over well.

True, that's a possibility, and it certainly wouldn't go well with me either.  Hopefully they'd see the limits of humor on such a situation.
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gugglefuss

top ten movies that i want riffed:

10) spiderman 3
     emo spiderman...what more needs to be said.
9 ) pirates of the carribean: at worlds end
     longest most pointless borefest ever.
8 ) invasion
      what were they thinking?
7) primeval
      hilariously  bad
6) war
      if you thought "cradle to the grave" was jet li's worst movie you thought wrong
5) transformers
      dissapointing, overrated, and totally ridiculous
4) ricky oh: the story of ricky
     this movie was made to be riffed
3) ultra violet
          :gouge:
2) alien vs predator
      the most dissapointing movie of all time.   
1)  2001: a space odyssey
    say what you will but when a movie has only 5 lines of dialogue relevant to the actual plot of the movie it sucks. thankyou fast forward button.


ig400

Quote from: RoninFox on October 19, 2007, 08:27:50 PM
Quote from: MDupont on October 19, 2007, 06:58:19 PM
I fear that if they do a Rifftrax that was made by the WWE, I can see a lot of WWE riffs, and maybe a Benoit riff which may not go over well.

True, that's a possibility, and it certainly wouldn't go well with me either.  Hopefully they'd see the limits of humor on such a situation.

They would... for the first 10 min, and then bill and Kevin would start making vague suggestive jokes about Benoit  and mike would tell them to stop

just like old times  ;D
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Quote from: gugglefuss on October 21, 2007, 08:04:54 PM
top ten movies that i want riffed:

10) spiderman 3
     emo spiderman...what more needs to be said.
9 ) pirates of the carribean: at worlds end
     longest most pointless borefest ever.
8 ) invasion
      what were they thinking?
7) primeval
      hilariously  bad
6) war
      if you thought "cradle to the grave" was jet li's worst movie you thought wrong
5) transformers
      dissapointing, overrated, and totally ridiculous
4) ricky oh: the story of ricky
     this movie was made to be riffed
3) ultra violet
          :gouge:
2) alien vs predator
      the most dissapointing movie of all time.   
1)  2001: a space odyssey
    say what you will but when a movie has only 5 lines of dialogue relevant to the actual plot of the movie it sucks. thankyou fast forward button.



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some spot-on suggestions gugglefuss! (however... I disagree with a couple of your descriptions)
... can't say I've heard of "ricky oh: the story of ricky"

Quote from: ig400 on October 18, 2007, 10:46:00 AM

4.Chasing Amy
Not even lesbians can resist Ben Affleck <3
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nice:) man, what an overrated movie that was

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Tripe

Yes, I did a while back but it was in a thread on sports movies in general I think, it's utter shite.

Remind me to dig out the Cliff Notes Theatre version when I get back home.

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Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on October 23, 2007, 05:12:11 AM
Yes, I did a while back but it was in a thread on sports movies in general I think, it's utter shite.

Remind me to dig out the Cliff Notes Theatre version when I get back home.

Hey TRIPE, dig out the Cliff Notes Theatre version!!

I think this movie is right up Mike's alley.  It's in his wheel-house.
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