List the top 10 films you'd want riffed

[shaffejd]

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Thanks for the Porkerina and gift certificate! The Lederhosen-hosen are a little tight though...

I guess I skipped the orientation thread...

[Doctor Who?]

from last to 1st place it's...

10)Lost in Space the movie(I spent $4.50 on the DvD and I want my monies worth)
9)Jerasic Park :The Lost world.
8)Killer clown from outerspace
7)The Last Starfighter
6)Die another Day(How could you do the brilliant Casino Royal and skip this pile of garbage?)
5)Transformers The movie(the 1980s movie that is)
4)any Power Rangers movie
3)any Pokemon movie(Please my kid borther watches these all the time and all he talks about is Pokemon have mercy)
2)Batman Forever
1)The Star Wars Holiday special.

[gammer]

1 - Road House
2 - Crossroads
3 - X-Men
4 - The Matrix
5 - DareDevil
6 - Star Trek V
7 - Casino Royale
8 - Glitter
9 - Independence Day
10 - Spider-Man

oh, wait...

[RoninFox]

1 - Road House
2 - Crossroads
3 - X-Men
4 - The Matrix
5 - DareDevil
6 - Star Trek V
7 - Casino Royale
8 - Glitter
9 - Independence Day
10 - Spider-Man

oh, wait...

Damn, is this ever your lucky day!

[Shadow]

10  The Road Warrior
9  Kickboxer
8  Highlander
7  Total Recall
6  Superman Returns
5  Willow
4  Bloodsport
3  Any Friday The 13th movie
2  Any Nightmare on Elm Street movie
1  Masters of the Universe

[GregMcduck]

You know, I just realized I haven't done one of these. Let's see...

Super Mario Bros.
The Wizard
Legend
Batman Begins
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
The Village
Spider-Man 3
And... I don't know, three David Lynch movies.

[bettertomorrowamy]

And... I don't know, three David Lynch movies.

Dune???  You mean Dune?  You want a Dune riff???

[RoninFox]

You know, I just realized I haven't done one of these. Let's see...

Super Mario Bros.
The Wizard
Legend
Batman Begins
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
The Village
Spider-Man 3
And... I don't know, three David Lynch movies.

That's a pretty good list.  Hadn't thought of a Legend riff before.  Awesome.

[GregMcduck]

And... I don't know, three David Lynch movies.

Dune???  You mean Dune?  You want a Dune riff???

Sure. And an Eraserhead riff. And a Mulholland Dr. riff.

[bettertomorrowamy]

And... I don't know, three David Lynch movies.

Dune???  You mean Dune?  You want a Dune riff???

Sure. And an Eraserhead riff. And a Mulholland Dr. riff.

What would Mike and the guys do during eraserhead?  We'd have to listen to a lot of moaning and puking and eye gouging.....just like the first time I watched it.   

[Zardoz!]

10. The American Godzilla. 'nuff said.
9. Independence day. What a disappointment.
8. Mr. Cool meets the martians, Tom Cruises's bastardization of a classic H.G. Wells novel.
7. Battlefield earth. Be sure to toss in scientology jokes left and right.
6. Superman 4. Oh yeah, one guy decides to just impose his will on the nations of earth unilaterally.
5. Any jaws movie after the first.
4. The chronicles of Riddick. Plot? Where?
3. Transformers. Is that megatron fighting bumblebee or optimus prime fighting barricade? I can't tell...
2. Indianna jones and the temple of doom. Do I have to give a reason?
1. Ghosts of Mississippi. Could this movie get any more self righteous, pompous, pious and obnoxious?

[RoninFox]

9. Independence day. What a disappointment.

http://shop.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/independence-day

7. Battlefield earth. Be sure to toss in scientology jokes left and right.

http://shop.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/battlefield-earth

3. Transformers. Is that megatron fighting bumblebee or optimus prime fighting barricade? I can't tell...

Coming November 20th
http://shop.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/transformers

Have you, uh...seen the catalog?

[Minnesota]

I'm pretty sure he's doing it on purpose at this point ... he also created a 'riff Plan 9' thread http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,5983.0.html

[RoninFox]

I'm pretty sure he's doing it on purpose at this point ... he also created a 'riff Plan 9' thread http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,5983.0.html

Already saw that, just thinking maybe this is like the situation with the guy who complained about the samples and didn't even know the full rifftrax files existed for download or something.

[JonnyFrag]

Updated for 2007!
in no particular order
Red Dawn - come on guys!
The Fog (remake)
Jingle All the Way (for this years Christmas movie)
Alone in the Dark
The OT of Star Wars (might as well do them all)
a Friday the 13th (probably Jason v Freddy)
Jurassic Park - why hasnt this one already been done?
Superman Returns
The X Files movie - this one is my personal "PLEASE!" one