List the top 10 films you'd want riffed

[OTC316]

good call, roninfox.

And picking on the same director (and one i thought up at work today) Van Helsing. Hugh jackman plays a bad-ass amnesiac. hope he doesn't get typecast. *cough*wolverine*cough*

Nice of 'em to make the entire climax of the film into one giant CGI cluster*#%$.

[PsykotikRexxx]

Every movie ever made.  Especially the pompous ones.  But my wife wants the Friday the 13th part 1 riff, and she in not into this lifestyle at all.  Myself I hear Mike and the boys in my head for most any movie I watch, and at social functions, where they tell me to attack all life forms before me with sporks and spray cheese.  I can't go to my children's school functions anymore and I am not allowed to heckle at funerals.  Actually if Mike could prepare a riff for my funeral I would be honored.  I am a rather unlikeable bastard and I think if anyone shows up besides to dance on my grave, they might get a kick outta it.

[bettertomorrowamy]

I was forced to listen to the radio all morning at work.  They had these two ladies from the big mortuary in town talking about how they have noticed a big problem with children of the diseased fighting over their parents' belongings.  They kept yammering on about how it's because we don't express our love of each other enough, and we project that love onto their belongings after they die.

My thought was:  When I die, I want them to re-enact the part in The Big Lebowski where they transfer Donny's ashes in a coffee can and unintentionally spread the ashes all over each other.  I kept seeing my whole family sitting outside on lawn chairs.  Somebody comes up and takes the coffee can of my ashes and intentionally pours them all over everybody.  The End.

[Damonstration]

In no particular order:

Army of Darkness
Evil Dead 2
From Dusk Till Dawn
Planet Terror
The Descent
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
Jaws
Alien
Aliens

[RoninFox]

In no particular order:

Army of Darkness
Evil Dead 2
From Dusk Till Dawn
Planet Terror
The Descent
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
Jaws
Alien
Aliens

Seems like a decent list.  The ones I haven't seen I at least have an inkling about.  I'd suggest Evil Dead 1 replacing Army of Darkness.  Either one of them could be riffed, but I think Evil Dead 1 would have better material, being the more serious of the two.

[bwolf]

Off the top of my head and in no particular order...

Godzilla (1998 movie)
Transformers
Star Wars episode 4
The Day After Tomorrow
Masters of the Universe
Logan's Run
Omega Man (or any Chalton Heston movie, for that matter)
The One
Donnie Darko (not because it needs riffing, but because it's an awesome movie)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Also, the extended versions of the Lord of the Rings movies.  Heck, I'd settle for the rifftrax of the normal versions with really long moments of silence inserted.

[gbeenie]

That seems like a pretty solid list, bwolf.

[RoninFox]

Good to see more people pulling for Masters of the Universe.  Dolph really needs to pay!

[elogotar]

How about (In order of most to least):

Jurassic Park
Aliens
Tremors 2: Aftershocks
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Highlander
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Gremlins
Tremors
Snakes On A Plane
Jurassic Park 3

[MrHappyPants]

10- DOOM, awesome game, terrible movie
9- Waterworld - or any kevin costner movie for that matter
8- Black Circle Boys - a little-known sack of crap you can only find in the $.49-bin at your local truck stop
7- Jurassic Park 1-3 - the kids alone gotta be worth several thousand jokes
6- Domino
5- Attack of the Gryphon - why low-budget films should just forgo special effects altogether
4- The covenant
3- Jeepers Creepers
2- Judge Dredd - I am the law
1- Delta Force One: The Lost Patrol - I'm fairly certain i'm the only person here who's ever seen this pile of pig droppings, it is far and away the most offensively bad stink-fest I've ever forced myself to suffer through

[MDupont]

I have an updated list
1. Wizard of Oz
2. E.T. (So much bad can come out of this movie it's not even funny)
3. On Golden Pond
4. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (lol)
5. Aliens 3 (or whatever it's called)
6. Gone in Sixty Seconds
7. Resident Evil
8. The Stepford Wives
9. Speed
10. Grease

[bettertomorrowamy]

2. E.T. (So much bad can come out of this movie it's not even funny)

Guns or walkie-talkies version?

[RoninFox]

5. Aliens 3 (or whatever it's called)

Come on, that's not nearly as confusing at the series of First Blood, Rambo: First Blood Part II, and Rambo III.

Any one of which could make an excellent trax by the way.

[MDupont]

So would Stepford Wives. I fell asleep watching it with my girlfriend. What's the point of living after watching that?

[googoomuck11]

1. Showgirls - Have to do Showgirls!!!
2. Gigli
3. Batman & Robin
4. Leprechaun (original, but all would be good)
5. The Karate Kid
6. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
7. License to Drive (Easy to make fun of the Coreys)
8. Armageddon
9. Teen Wolf Too
10. Demolition Man
(I think just about any 80's teen movie would be good.)

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