Movies that nobody likes

[Russell]

I got it! I got it... did ANYBODY like the movie Bratz?

"...there is a lot for both kids and their parents to like about this film. Its heroines deal with some real-life issues with dignity and resourcefulness. Its portrayal of the pull of cliques and conformity is sweet and smart. ... They are an 8-year-old's ideal of teenagerhood, and likely to be their parents' ideal as well."
I found that review at Rotten Tomatoes looking to find where its 7% rating came from.  I think the comments said it best:  "PLANT!!!!", "contrarian" and (my favorite) "I hate you".  There are positive reviews from Chicago Sun-Times and The Washington Post... and they both read as contrarian reviews that say "If you're a gradeschool girl...".     So yeah... nobody liked that movie. 
Oh wait wait wait wait wait....... I got it!
"Delgo"
I've heard tale of toddlers being completely turned off by it.  Some student animators were on a tour of the studio and offered a position to work on it right on the spot.  They turned it down.  Oh!  And I got another one too:
"Old Dogs"

I guess I wasn't surprised about all the Terrible reviews Old Dogs got... but DAMN, it got worse reviews than Couples Retreat. But remarkably it still did NOT get as many bad reviews as Sandra Bullock's "All About Steve".

[Doctor Who?]

I have never met anyone who liked The Postman.  Also does anyone watch Star Trek 5 for any other reason then to laugh at it?

[Russell]

I have never met anyone who liked The Postman.  Also does anyone watch Star Trek 5 for any other reason then to laugh at it?

I don't like the postman either. As for Star Trek 5. I only watched it to laugh at Shatner's commentary track. Does that count?

[stansimpson]

I have never met anyone who liked The Postman.  Also does anyone watch Star Trek 5 for any other reason then to laugh at it?

I don't like the postman either. As for Star Trek 5. I only watched it to laugh at Shatner's commentary track. Does that count?

Ooh!  I need to check that out!  Why is it worth listening to?

[Russell]

I have never met anyone who liked The Postman.  Also does anyone watch Star Trek 5 for any other reason then to laugh at it?

I don't like the postman either. As for Star Trek 5. I only watched it to laugh at Shatner's commentary track. Does that count?

Ooh!  I need to check that out!  Why is it worth listening to?

Well it's Shatner and his Daughter talking about the movie and basically they just highlight every single thing they do in the movie... it's not an apology for the movie but I guess it's sort of amusing. Shatner talks about the movie like there's barely any problems with it at all except maybe the God effect at the end.

[quistisffviii]

Shallow Hal is amazingly bad, that has a 6.0 on IMDb. Probably because Jason Alexander is in it, admittedly he is a bit of a legend.

I liked Shallow Hal.  So did Roeper if I recall...

Actually a bad Jack Black movie that I can think of is Envy.  UGH!  Hated that. 

It truly is a crappy movie. 

[Russell]

I'VE FOUND IT!(Sorry, couldn't figure out how to embed)

[Tripe]

Like this:

Have a look at the code but send me a pm for the details if you need some help.

[Russell]

Like this:

Have a look at the code but send me a pm for the details if you need some help.

Thank you Tripe. I guess this makes up for insulting me earlier 

[Tripe]

Where was the insult?

"Illiterate" isn't a pejorative nor is "groundling".

[Russell]

Ahem... how about Frank Miller's "The Spirit"? OMG... I HATED THAT MOVIE!!! HATED HATED HATED IT!!!!

[Darth Geek]

How %#$@ing twisted of a world do we live in that I can't put Michael Bay's Transformers movies on this list, because so many people #&$^%!@ like them?!

[Russell]

How %#$@ing twisted of a world do we live in that I can't put Michael Bay's Transformers movies on this list, because so many people #&$^%!@ like them?!

Tough shit.  But yannow what? even though I enjoyed them, I can at least see how some people might hate them. So I approach those films from a more realist sort of view(Ironic considering they're about giant transforming alien robots huh?)

[Darth Geek]

How %#$@ing twisted of a world do we live in that I can't put Michael Bay's Transformers movies on this list, because so many people #&$^%!@ like them?!

Tough shit.  But yannow what? even though I enjoyed them, I can at least see how some people might hate them. So I approach those films from a more realist sort of view(Ironic considering they're about giant transforming alien robots huh?)

I'll give you a pass because of your hot avatar.

[Russell]

How %#$@ing twisted of a world do we live in that I can't put Michael Bay's Transformers movies on this list, because so many people #&$^%!@ like them?!

Tough shit.  But yannow what? even though I enjoyed them, I can at least see how some people might hate them. So I approach those films from a more realist sort of view(Ironic considering they're about giant transforming alien robots huh?)

I'll give you a pass because of your hot avatar.

I'm sure the Nostalgia Chick would appreciate that. Thx