What would you do if Uwe Boll challenged you to a boxing match?

[Russell]

Maybe I'm not keeping up with things like I normally do, but until a few days ago I had no idea Uwe Boll challenged his critics to a boxing match! Now i'm a bit worried. I'm wondering if he'll find out how critical I am of his movies and he'll challenge me to a boxing match. I'm not a coward mind you, I just consider myself a christian and I don't think I could beat the crap out of anyone unless I was defending myself or my family... even if that someone does make really crappy movies. What would you do?

[Tripe]

Take the challenge, why not, he's a big man but he's out of shape.

[Relaxing Dragon]

Take the challenge, why not, he's a big man but he's out of shape.

I heard he was actually a pretty decent boxer. Though I guess that would depend on who he fights.

Me, I wouldn't do it. I'm a rambler, not a fighter.

[goflyblind]

i can't remember: did the somethingawful guy win or lose his fight?

[Darth Geek]

i can't remember: did the somethingawful guy win or lose his fight?

I think he lost, he was just the only one of them who was able to get in a decent punch.

If Uwe Boll challenged me, I would definitely fight him. I'd love to just punch the guy, even if I lost in the end.

I would love to see somebody like Sylvester Stallone get tired of this jerk's crap and challenge him.

[Rattrap007]

I wouldn't. I'm not a fighter at all.. Now if I was super strong and a kick ass fighter I'd do it..

[RobtheBarbarian]

I'd show up with a lead pipe, maybe a taser.

[RoninFox]

Darth Geek, I want to thank you.  Your post has inspired greatness in my mind.  Tonight I want to start work on the script for Rocky 7.  Boll announces that he's going to make a movie about Rocky, but when a leaked script gets sent to the Itallian Stallion himself and he sees clips from filming he gets angry at how badly its being made.  Going public to tear down the movie and its director, Boll falls back on his only defence in the face of a critic and challenges Rocky to face him in the ring.  In the end an incredibly brutal and bloody match results, and (against all odds) Rocky not only defeats the horrible director, but knocks actual sense into him at the same time.

If I can get this sold, I'll split my pay with you and make sure you get your own credit.  What do you think?

[Darth Geek]

Darth Geek, I want to thank you.  Your post has inspired greatness in my mind.  Tonight I want to start work on the script for Rocky 7.  Boll announces that he's going to make a movie about Rocky, but when a leaked script gets sent to the Itallian Stallion himself and he sees clips from filming he gets angry at how badly its being made.  Going public to tear down the movie and its director, Boll falls back on his only defence in the face of a critic and challenges Rocky to face him in the ring.  In the end an incredibly brutal and bloody match results, and (against all odds) Rocky not only defeats the horrible director, but knocks actual sense into him at the same time.

If I can get this sold, I'll split my pay with you and make sure you get your own credit.  What do you think?

Sound good. Although I think Stallone (despite not being a real boxer) would easily pummel Boll into a bloody stump. Also, Boll wouldn't challenge Stallone to a boxing match, as he only did that to people he knew he could defeat (ie. Internet nerds). Stallone would have to challenge Boll, and do it publicly, probably in person, in a large arena of people, so that Boll's pride would be the only thing that would make him accept.

[Doctor Who?]

I would agree and then send Brock Samson dressed as me to make sure he would never be able to make another "film" again.

[Russell]

You know I think it's also sad that Uwe can't take criticism of any kind without acting like a child. As if beating up a critic is going to change the fact that he needs to spend more time trying to improve rather than doing more video game movies with scripts that aren't so much written but improvised on the spot. I think if Uwe actually spent some time and effort trying to make something that's actually good... who knows?

[Tripe]

Take the challenge, why not, he's a big man but he's out of shape.

I heard he was actually a pretty decent boxer. Though I guess that would depend on who he fights.

Sigh

[Relaxing Dragon]

Take the challenge, why not, he's a big man but he's out of shape.

I heard he was actually a pretty decent boxer. Though I guess that would depend on who he fights.

Sigh

And my reference-catching stats drop a few points. I am ashamed >_>

[Sideswipe]

Im not a boxer, but if he threatened me out on the streets somewhere, I would have to take him out.

[electronsexparty]

I watched the video of the Boll and Lowtax fight. It was scary. I'm a wimpy girl and my punches reflect that fact. He doesn't even have any hair to pull and his nuts are probably either conditioned to being kicked by now or protected by something hard and spiky. If Boll ever wanted to fight me I would run, run so far away.