Transform and rank a riff...

[Rattrap007]

what would you rank this riff out of ten?

[Darth Geek]

A solid eight. I think I'll enjoy it even more in later viewings because I can focus more on the riffs, since this was the first time I had seen the movie.

[TheUnabeefer]

I gave it a nice ten.  I couldn't breathe at times because I was laughing so hard.  I enjoyed it, definitely, and I think it will only get better with more viewings.

Enjoyed it even more than the first Transformers riff.

[RVR II]

I gave it a 9 cause the guys did there best with this Piece of Garbage of a movie

[Minnesota]

Pretty good. Not as many laugh out loud moments as some of my favorite trax. All the criticisms were spot on. Feels like a 9.7 (the score I generally give "average" trax).

[MST3Kgirl]

pretty average for me. i liked the riff for the first one better.

I really wanted a "shake hands with danger" riff around all them machinery

[NYFalcon1981]

WOOO I survived!!

This one scores a 9, it's a solid and very fun track, but I still like the first one much more, the first one is a top 3 track EASILY.

Some GREAT lines by the guys tho... the: Ahh, Michael Bay all the racial sensitivity of a 1940s Disney animators.  Oh yeah and the guys admiting that : The death of Optimus had more resonance in the cartoon version was classic!

All in all a fun way to get through this "movie"

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Very solid riff!  I gave it an 8.  Rewatching it last night I realized there were a LOT of Titanic references.  Wonder why...

[Moleman]

Well after recovering from my grand mal seizure I'd have to give this riff a 9.5  .  Very very funny.  The whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa was a little over done but other than that, this is one of my favorites.

[Edward J Grug III]

Last night we had friends over and watched Troll 2 again. Tonight we watched Transformers 2. I honestly think Troll 2 was the better and more coherent movie.

Great riffing, though the last 45 - 60 minutes is a real effort to get through (through no fault of the riffers).

I gave it an 8.

[Lazarus Dark]

I can't vote yet. I need to see it again. I saw it in the theater and had difficulting cleaning the stains off my soul. So a bunch of us watched this riff, some of whom hadn't even seen it before because we told them how bad it was (lucky SoB's). But most of us, even those who'd seen it before, were nearly numb halfway through, this movie is so bad. It's Batman and Robin bad (not the riff, the movie).

I really, really liked Transformers, the first one. I haven't seen the riff because I like the first one too much. But even with MKB, Trashformers 2 was still a difficult pile to get through. It really is physically painful. Hey Micheal Baysplosion: my childhood called... it wants you to stop touching it's naughty spot.

Maybe the second time riffed will be better...


MICHAEL BAYSPLOSION!!!!!!!!

BAYSPLOOOSLPOOO!!!!!!!

MA-BA-SPLOOOOOO!!!!

SPLOOOOSPLOOOOOO!!!!!!

[betamax]

9 or 10. really great stuff. there were some racy jokes i didn't expect and enjoyed, and just the overall writting on this one was very clever. some references took a beat to think, then the laugh. my favorite lines were the shots at xtreme! youth culture & on hollywood's attempts to market to it.

i tend to enjoy the riffs on these goofy movies best, but even so, top notch stuff guys.

[mearnest]

I gave it 8/10.  It probably would have been a 9 if not for the fact that, even with the riffing, the movie gave me a massive headache.

[CHF01]

An excellent riff; easily a 9 out of 10. 

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Here's my question:

As one who wisely avoided Transformers 2, is the riffing plentiful enough to mitigate the sheer obnoxiousness of that cinematic sapiecide?