Twilight 3:Eclipse

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Can we start a "what did you learn..." thread now instead of waiting for the Rifftrax?

I think I'm up to about 20 things....and I've only seen it once.   

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Considering that Victoria is doing more to undermine the secrecy of the Volturi, why are they still obsessed bout Bella and Edward's relationship?

Because they're twifans too?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Considering that Victoria is doing more to undermine the secrecy of the Volturi, why are they still obsessed bout Bella and Edward's relationship?

Because they're twifans too?

Yeah...they're looking at the Newborns acting like spazes and decide to do nothing - inferring that if they're successful and wipe out the Cullens, that's fine with them.  And if the Cullens kill off the Newborns, the problem is taken care of without getting their hands dirty.

What I'm trying to figure out is why was Victoria being responsible for the army being formed come as such a freaking surprise to them?

She's only been trying to kill them for two prior movies (although you'd think that when she had them alone in the gazebo at the prom at the end of the first film would have been the perfect opportunity for her) and they know that every time the wolves chase her away she heads toward Seattle....or do vampires always just randomly put together armies to kill off other vampires on a whim?

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Duck, I refer you to Chester's review.
"But then the vampire heard that there would be sequels, so she was like, oh okay I'll get them then."

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Duck, I refer you to Chester's review.
"But then the vampire heard that there would be sequels, so she was like, oh okay I'll get them then."

Ahh....I missed that one.  I only saw the one for New Moon....where her part was represented with "Hi. I'm only making a brief appearance in this... Bye"  Or something like that.   

[Toby Danger]

Well I survived... somehow.

Jeebus Christ, this is one of the most boring movies I've ever seen! This thing is nothing but talking heads spouting advice and rants about whether or not Bella should be a vampire, with the occasional vampire fight or Cullen Famly flashback just to pass the time.
The only parts I got a mild chuckle from  were the Benny Hill-esque chase at the beginning, and Belly punching Jacob and breaking her hand
This could have been epic on some level, but by the time the film ended, I was running for my life out of the theater, feeling unclean. I cannot wait to see the Rifftrax gang tear this apart.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I'm finally getting a copy of Let the Right One In with the theatrical subtitles (I've waited to see it this way).

I'm hoping it will wash away the damned spot of this film from my soul....   

So....I'm guessing the DVD of this turd (and consequently the Rifftrax) will be out for Xmas?

Belly punching Jacob and breaking her hand

Yeah, thank god for Carlisle....imagine if Bella had to keep going to another doctor or a hospital for all of these injuries?  Someone might actually thinking something was wrong in her life...  "Remember, you fell off the swing..."

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Look...I know I'm thinking about this more than Meyers ever did (and the film makers are stuck with it) but...

Okay..I know that whole Tribal Council flashback story was just supposed to be some connection between the wife drawing blood to distract the vampire and saving the village and Bella cutting herself to distract Riley and save Edward (or to give her the idea when the time came - although too bad she didn't go seppuku too, but I digress)....

But, they talk about how they go Shape Shifter when there are vampires around.  So why did the one they came across in the woods in the flashback come as such a surprise to them then?

And you're two against one, guys.  Maybe you should both change?

[Bob]

Can we do away with the spoiler tags?   By now, fans would have seen the movie or haters wantbto read about the goofiness

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Because it saves space and makes the main thread page a lot easier to load?   

[Bob]

Because it saves space and makes the main thread page a lot easier to load?   

Ok...

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Because it saves space and makes the main thread page a lot easier to load?   

Ok...

Says the guy who gave me hell for "spoiling" the Final Destination films for him....   

I give new movies like this a week for spoiler tags..that's this Wednesday.

[TeamRAD]

On an apparently unrelated note, sales at Burger King suddenly plummet.

...hahaha. You're such a hater.

Dear Summit,

Can you please rush this to DVD as soon as possible?

Kind regards, TeamRAD

Dear TeamRad,
Man up and see it in the theaters


Love, Summit Entertainment

...hahahahaha. Summit, the love is most definitely reciprocated! Because you've made me smile so much in the past year, I very well might see your latest offering after Micmacs later this week.   

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

On an apparently unrelated note, sales at Burger King suddenly plummet.

...hahaha. You're such a hater.

Dear Summit,

Can you please rush this to DVD as soon as possible?

Kind regards, TeamRAD

Dear TeamRad,
Man up and see it in the theaters


Love, Summit Entertainment

...hahahahaha. Summit, the love is most definitely reciprocated! Because you've made me smile so much in the past year, I very well might see your latest offering after Micmacs later this week.   

Damn, that's right....BK is having some kind of tie-in with this. Last time it was the lame postcards.

[TeamRAD]

Yeah, I'm kinda bummed I don't have Facebook any longer, because I cannot play BK's applet, "Are you a Total Twi-Hard?". With my luck, it would somehow align me w/ Team Bella originating from my liking of Stewart's character from Adventureland.   

Oh well, there aren't any online BK ads in my immediate future.