Twilight 3:Eclipse

[anais.jude]

No, no. See he wears clothes as human Jacob, then if he is going to transform he takes off his clothes and ties them around his ankle before he transforms....oh wait, I get it. Man these books are dumb

[iv3rdawG]

[Sharktopus]

Has it occurred to anyone else that we're almost as obsessed with these movies as the self-described Twihards are?

[Tyrant]

Yes. But in our defense, train wrecks are fascinating. 

[Darth Geek]

Worst copping a feel ever.

Thu fire is absulutly fahsinating.

[Doctor Who?]

He does look like a Vulcan.  Maybe he will turn up in the next Star Trek movie

[Scribblesense]

Has it occurred to anyone else that we're almost as obsessed with these movies as the self-described Twihards are?

Obsession implies that it interferes with your everyday life in a negative way, in my opinion.

If you are thinking about Twilight nearly 24/7 (in a good or bad way), try to connect everything you see or do with Twilight, cannot engage in a conversation about Twilight without losing your cool (i.e shrieking like the prepubescent girl you are and/or raving like a drunken sailor), and would inconvenience yourself to interact with someone who starred in Twilight if you saw them on the street, then yes, you are obsessed.

Learning and/or knowing about a subject (even if you are very, very knowledgeable) doesn't make you obsessed. Letting it affect your life does.

I'd run across a dangerous and crowded street if I saw someone selling pistachio ice cream. If I saw Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart, I'd probably roll my eyes, say "meh" and move on with my life. If I were to run over there and start loudly ranting about how Twilight is an abortion of cinema, please, please, please lock me away.

Just my two cents.

[doggans]

My funnier-than-me brother re-edited the trailer to better reflect what we know the movie will consist of: lots and lots of awkward pauses.

[Scribblesense]

My funnier-than-me brother re-edited the trailer to better reflect what we know the movie will consist of: lots and lots of awkward pauses.

That was actually funnier than I thought it would be.

Good show, chap, good show.

[Toby Danger]

It's a roving band of Gap models, searching for their next photoshoot!

Also, WTF is up with Harpo's hair?

[Bob]

Why not just have him carry a Wolf-Man-Bag?

[anais.jude]

PARTY FOUL! Look at all the sun in the background? The whole point is that Forks is hardly ever sunny so the vampires don't sparkle too much. Good Job Stupid Director Person

[bratpop]

Only direct sunlight. Are they in direct sunlight? No.

[iv3rdawG]

New trailer:

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Wow....finally some action!

(remembering that trailers can be edited to make things look much more exciting/interesting/anything than the movie really is)

Yea, Jasper...finally going to get to draw blood again!