ABC World News Segment about The Room!

[Lovye]

My idea for the sequel:

   Jimmy, Johnny's identical twin brother, comes to town for his brother's funeral where he finally gets a chance to meet the beautiful Lisa. Lisa and Mark have, had some point, made up and are planning on getting married "next month", but she is astoundingly beautiful in her (mended) red dress at the funeral. Lisa decides she doesn't love Mark after all and instead loves Jimmy, so she and Jimmy begin an affair behind Mark's back. Meanwhile, Denny gets himself somehow involved in a car theft ring but all that alludes to it is a guy (Chip-P) that shows up to point a gun at Denny's head, demand where his money is, and then get carted off the roof by Jimmy and Mark. Lisa and Lisa's mother yell at a sobbing Denny for five minutes. It's never mentioned again. Everyone decides to go bowling in their tuxedos. 

   Lisa has had to redecorate her apartment since Johnny wrecked it. The picture of the spoon has been replaced with a picture of a fork. If there's a third sequel, it will likely be a picture of a spork.

  Steven mysteriously disapears and is replaced with 'Pete', who's just like Steven, only he's Pete now.

  Lisa's friend, Michelle, gets diagnosed with brain cancer. But everything will be okay.

  Also, Lisa's mom still has breast cancer, but everything will still be okay.

This is nothing without the bowling scene.

Awwww.  There is no spoon...picture?

I just realized that Mike, Kevin & Bill probably are not aware of this clip.  Should one of the mods be forwarding this to them or something?

What did they ever do to you?

They made us watch The Room.

No, those of you who have seen it saw it of your own free will.  It's not their fault.  No.  They should be protected from this.

[Darth Geek]

I just realized that Mike, Kevin & Bill probably are not aware of this clip.  Should one of the mods be forwarding this to them or something?

What did they ever do to you?

They made us watch The Room.

No, those of you who have seen it saw it of your own free will.  It's not their fault.  No.  They should be protected from this.

Fine. If it wasn't for them, we wouldn't even know who Coleman Francis was.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I just realized that Mike, Kevin & Bill probably are not aware of this clip.  Should one of the mods be forwarding this to them or something?

What did they ever do to you?

They made us watch The Room.

No, those of you who have seen it saw it of your own free will.  It's not their fault.  No.  They should be protected from this.

Fine. If it wasn't for them, we wouldn't even know who Coleman Francis was.

Oh...some of us knew of The Beast of Yucca Flats long before MST3K existed.

[Smoky]

Maybe they will make a prequel, showing how Johnny and Lisa met in highschool (Wiseau can pull it off) and how Lisa cheated on him. Denny's dad can go to class with them and be played by the same young man who played Denny, because the movie won't be any good unless Denny's in it.

[Lovye]

Maybe they will make a prequel . . . the movie won't be any good . . .

Fixed.

[doggans]

Just got around to watching the ABC News Clip at the beginning of the thread...and holy crap, that's Sean Becker (director of Felicia Day's The Guild) saying "It's the best movie going experience, truly" at the beginning! He's standing with Payman Benz and Greg Benson of Awkward Pictures and Mediocre Films.

So, that's fun, watching a report on Wiseau and seeing people I've actually met/worked with.