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The NEW Transformers 2 thread!

Started by Kete, July 01, 2009, 03:55:56 PM

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Cosmic Muse

I have to claim techno organic experimentation by the Quintessons to explain facial hair on robots.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Shamalama

I never thought about the geography mishap until now!  Gonna have to watch that part more closely next time.

What I did notice was the ungodly amount of hotties that seem to attend college.  Also, I am pretty sure there was a supermodel conference going on in Paris.  When the Witwicky parents are kidnapped you can spot about 4 too-gorgeous women for every normal person panicing in the streets of Paris.  I gotta vacation there sometime!

And Sam's college!  My god!   I did my 5+ years at college and I am pretty sure I spotted at least one or two "ugly" people attending :o

I am just going to go off the top of my head here and guess Bay slept with 90% of the cast at least once during production.  It's good to be the King!

bettertomorrowamy

This is one of the top 3 "Transformers 2" threads on the Round Table Forum.
On timeout

Cosmic Muse

Despit my opinions of the content of these Transformers movies, I still like Peter Cullen and Shia Labeouf in these films. You see, I can say something nice about these movies.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Darth Geek

Quote from: Midna on July 07, 2009, 04:58:30 AM
Despit my opinions of the content of these Transformers movies, I still like Peter Cullen and Shia Labeouf in these films. You see, I can say something nice about these movies.
Yeah, I agree with you there. Shia is not the problem here, he did a decent job with the character he had to work with. It's not his fault the character doesn't belong in these movies.


Kete

Quote from: Shamalama on July 06, 2009, 06:28:06 PM
What I did notice was the ungodly amount of hotties that seem to attend college.  Also, I am pretty sure there was a supermodel conference going on in Paris.  When the Witwicky parents are kidnapped you can spot about 4 too-gorgeous women for every normal person panicing in the streets of Paris.  I gotta vacation there sometime!

I have to say, Michael Bay was spot on with his take on Paris.  When I was there, the only women I saw were inexplicably hot.  Also, I always had mimes in my face, and I ate nothing but snails.  Wow.....just, WOW!  He knows everything about the French!!

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Quote from: kete00 on July 07, 2009, 08:13:36 AM
Quote from: Shamalama on July 06, 2009, 06:28:06 PM
What I did notice was the ungodly amount of hotties that seem to attend college.  Also, I am pretty sure there was a supermodel conference going on in Paris.  When the Witwicky parents are kidnapped you can spot about 4 too-gorgeous women for every normal person panicing in the streets of Paris.  I gotta vacation there sometime!

I have to say, Michael Bay was spot on with his take on Paris.  When I was there, the only women I saw were inexplicably hot.  Also, I always had mimes in my face, and I ate nothing but snails.  Wow.....just, WOW!  He knows everything about the French!!

especially their love of Budweiser
flesyht etah tsum uoy ,flesyht evas oT

Cosmic Muse

I'm guessing all the colleges in the Bayverse keep the ugly people locked up in some Dungeon like basement where they live, eat and sleep. Their Professors are guys dressed in dark cloaks or executioner's attire.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

RobtheBarbarian

They drag one out whenever they need a wacky nerd sidekick like in Transformers 2.

MSTJedi

Quote from: RobtheBarbärian on July 07, 2009, 08:53:08 AM
They drag one out whenever they need a wacky nerd sidekick like in Transformers 2.

What about Shia's buddy from the first movie? After he's left hanging at the park, he was apparently relegated back to Bay's normal person dungeon because we never see him again.


RobtheBarbarian

Well of course. Back to the holding cells where they survive on Mountain Dew, Cheetos and one game of D&D a week.

Cosmic Muse

Quote from: MSTJedi on July 07, 2009, 09:03:25 AM
Quote from: RobtheBarbärian on July 07, 2009, 08:53:08 AM
They drag one out whenever they need a wacky nerd sidekick like in Transformers 2.

What about Shia's buddy from the first movie? After he's left hanging at the park, he was apparently relegated back to Bay's normal person dungeon because we never see him again.

I think he was shipped off to the local zoo's Monkey exhibit because the zookeepers mistook him for a chimp after his tree dangling romp in the park.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Shamalama

A story of Bay's tortured and neglected "behind-the-scenes" characters is sounding way more interesting than the actual film! :clap: