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How Many Sex Scenes Does the Movie Need?

Started by Insert Coin(s) to Continue, June 18, 2009, 12:05:53 PM

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cubbieblue

#15
June 20, 2009, 10:47:43 PM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 18, 2009, 03:17:58 PM
Can you call a thrusting set of ass cheeks a sex scene?

Tommy Wiseau is one of the lumpiest humans ever.

I actually just watched the movie for the first time a few days ago, and I want to watch the RiffTrax, but that would involve seeing his ass again. *shudder*

Moleman

#16
June 21, 2009, 12:10:32 AM
The first half hour of this movie is like a 13 year old playing The Sims when his parents are gone.

RockSiren

#17
June 21, 2009, 09:25:00 AM
The thing is, I applaud Wiseau's inclusion of male nudity in a film...JUST NOT HIS!!!!!!!

Bob

#18
June 21, 2009, 09:36:25 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 21, 2009, 09:25:00 AM
The thing is, I applaud Wiseau's inclusion of male nudity in a film...JUST NOT HIS!!!!!!!

Hey, at least it wasn't Denny.

bettertomorrowamy

#19
June 21, 2009, 09:37:57 AM
Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 09:36:25 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 21, 2009, 09:25:00 AM
The thing is, I applaud Wiseau's inclusion of male nudity in a film...JUST NOT HIS!!!!!!!

Hey, at least it wasn't Denny.



Oh, "What kind of money" the ladies would pay to see that!
On timeout

RockSiren

#20
June 21, 2009, 10:35:12 AM
QuoteOh, "What kind of money" the ladies would pay to see that!

Man Im going to trade in my stocks right now.

LucasM

#21
June 21, 2009, 04:41:55 PM
Quote from: Moleman on June 21, 2009, 12:10:32 AM
The first half hour of this movie is like a 13 year old playing The Sims when his parents are gone.

:clap:   :D   :clap:   ;D
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gbeenie

#22
June 25, 2009, 12:13:30 PM
Quote from: Moleman on June 21, 2009, 12:10:32 AM
The first half hour of this movie is like a 13 year old playing The Sims when his parents are gone.

I mentioned this to my friend Sean, and he responded, "That's pretty much right, except they don't take all the doors and set them on fire, which totally should have happened in The Room."   :D
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

gbeenie

#24
June 25, 2009, 12:50:09 PM
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"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

Courtney

#25
June 25, 2009, 12:58:27 PM


BBQ Platypus

#27
June 26, 2009, 09:46:59 PM
Seriously, when my brother and I were watching this, the first sex scene disgusted us.  Then, when the second scene rolled around, he said "Didn't we see this same thing FIVE MINUTES AGO?"  And then, when the third rolled around, we were going "Oh, God, no!  Not another one!"
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.

Indomitus

#28
June 27, 2009, 07:42:11 AM
My heart goes out to all the crew who were on the set that day.  Poor dopes.

LucasM

#29
June 27, 2009, 11:28:25 AM
I just realized: this film is what doctors prescribe if that four hour erection is maintained with Viagra!


<person with long-duration erection watches film>

=Drrrrooooooooooop=
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