Stingers

[Piobman]

Okay... I'm looking for a good twilight stinger. I watched the movie... and nothing jumped out at me as a really good stinger. Everything was just so friggin' boring in this movie!

[MSTJedi]

About the only thing I can think of is the sparkly scene. Maybe one of the many scenes where the two idiot lovers are looking back and forth at each other and saying nothing.

Line!

[Darth Geek]

"This is the skin of a killer." Ridiculous line AND sparkly vampire.

[PlayMSTie]

"This is the skin of a killer." Ridiculous line AND sparkly vampire.

Seconded! I know I keep mentioning it, but it's so darned hilarious.

[Raven]

The stupid apple thing.

[Piobman]

"This is the skin of a killer." Ridiculous line AND sparkly vampire.

I added the bit at the end with bella looking like she was going to hurl.

[Piobman]

The stupid apple thing.

I forgot about that one! I think it was to show off his baseball catching skills.

[Raven]

Maybe "Why don't you buckle YOUR seatbelt?"

or that Asian kid-  "It's a worm," and laughing.

[Darth Geek]

or that Asian kid-  "It's a worm," and laughing.

Yeah, that's a good one, too. As it just comes out of the middle of nowhere and has nothing to do with anything (A Big-Lipped Alligator Moment!)

[Bob]

The stupid apple thing.

Ditto

[Piobman]

Maybe "Why don't you buckle YOUR seatbelt?"

or that Asian kid-  "It's a worm," and laughing.

[eegah]

I vote for "It's a worm! ha ha ha ha ha!"

[David]

I'm always torn between random-ass "Rock and Roll Martian" type stingers (here, the worm thing) and "this encapsulates the stupidity of this film like no other moment" (here, "This is the skin of a killer").

I guess I go with whichever made me laugh more and here "This is the skin of a killer" was the clear winner for me.

[Thrifty]

So how would one go about actually merging this stinger on to a DVD project?

I've put Youtube clips into my menus twice (I added Quentin Tarantino's thing about homosexual metaphors in Top Gun to that movie, and added Schnappi to Jurassic Park), but I had to do it in a ridiculously convoluted way:

1) Download the file in MP4 (iPod) format with DVD Video Soft's Free Youtube to iPod Converter.
2) Use DVD Flick to turn the MP4 into a set of DVD IFO files.
3) Use DVD Shrink to turn those IFO files into an ISO image.
4) Use VirtualCloneDrive to mount that ISO image as a virtual DVD drive.
5) Use Rejig to rip the M2V video and AC3 audio for use in DVD Lab.

There has GOT to be a quicker way.

[Lovye]

The stupid apple thing.

I forgot about that one! I think it was to show off his baseball catching skills.

Ah, even without the commentary, I will now always hear, "A-ha!  I'm gay!" at this scene.    Thank you, RiffTrax!