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What did we learn?

Started by Darth Geek, April 15, 2009, 06:50:52 AM

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Darth Geek

I learned that Bill shouldn't share.
I learned that the Empire is very inconsistant about where they put railings.


oksoda

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I learned that the best way to refine innate telekinesis ability is to simultaneously balance a muppet on one foot while doing a one-handed push-up and floating a rock in the air... after a swamp gymnastic warmup.
   

Lemming Howard

Porkins may be gone but he'll never be forgotten. :'(
And I'm worse than Hitler.

Quicksilver

Yoda is taking a lot of drugs in his old age. I learned Luke seriously needs to get checked out for inner ear disorders and R2D2 can navigate through swamps without using his rockets or lasers.
The Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God.
Rose: I'm sorry?
The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.

MSTJedi

"The Imperial March" is actually a kids' song about a bunny . . . who eats your head. Don't want your kids to be soft, after all.


Darth Geek

I learned that Yoda heats up his roofing tar in the same pot he cooks in.

I learned that four riffers in not too many.


MST3Kgirl

I learned that Chad Vader once owned a Volvo.
I learned that you can break out of handcuffs when you are lowered down into a hole to be carbon-ited.
I learned that droids can make swamp monsters vomit violently.
I learned that when someone says they feel like they could take on the universe themselves that they are the next to die.

Lemming Howard

I learned that the odds against landing on a planet and running into the only creature who can speak is a whole lot less than I would have imagine.
And I'm worse than Hitler.

WeatherServo9

I learned that Comcast has death bots.
I learned that the Empire doesn't teach the Heimlich maneuver.
I learned that Lando lives in a bank.
Not everybody is Steve!

dalem

Quote from: neeka27 on April 16, 2009, 09:08:08 PM
I learned that when someone says they feel like they could take on the universe themselves that they are the next to die.

Reading that makes me feel like I can take on the whole Rifftrax forum myself!

-dale

MSTJedi

Quote from: dalem on April 17, 2009, 06:36:02 PM
Quote from: neeka27 on April 16, 2009, 09:08:08 PM
I learned that when someone says they feel like they could take on the universe themselves that they are the next to die.

Reading that makes me feel like I can take on the whole Rifftrax forum myself!

-dale

I also learned that Dak forgot his red shirt that day.


Pak-Man

I learned that Ee-shut-a (Or however you spell it) means "Do your Stephanie Tanner impersonation."

ShadowDog

I learned that even after two attempts, not even Rifftrax can make me like Chad Vadar, the CarrotTop of Star Wars fans comedians.
"Did she just say Chipping?"

Darth Geek

Quote from: ShadowDog on April 19, 2009, 12:21:54 PM
I learned that even after two attempts, not even Rifftrax can make me like Chad Vadar, the CarrotTop of Star Wars fans comedians.
Well, just wait till he gets all buff and weird looking...weirdER looking, then you'll...well...he'll be buff and weirder looking I guess.


Actually I though Chad did a good job this time, definitely better than last time as they gave him more to do.


MSTJedi

Quote from: Darth Geek on April 19, 2009, 03:05:16 PM
Quote from: ShadowDog on April 19, 2009, 12:21:54 PM
I learned that even after two attempts, not even Rifftrax can make me like Chad Vadar, the CarrotTop of Star Wars fans comedians.
Well, just wait till he gets all buff and weird looking...weirdER looking, then you'll...well...he'll be buff and weirder looking I guess.


Actually I though Chad did a good job this time, definitely better than last time as they gave him more to do.

I think they saw how well the Blame Society ANH iRiff did and decided maybe they should actually throw Chad a bone every now and then instead of just using him as a novelty as they did with AotC. Personally, I love Chad Vader, though I don't think it would work outside of Star Wars movies. At the very broadest, you could use him for other sci fi movies, I suppose.