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Doctor Who?


iv3rdawG

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Doctor Who?

Are they really calling it a saga?  I really don't think it is anything like a saga.  Stupid highschool soap is more like it.

Raven

I think anyone who would actually go to this movie knows it's part of the series, but I think they had to throw that in there for the 7 idiots across the country who accidentally saw the first one and actually liked it. 

Doctor Who?

Is it just me or do what's her name's teeth make her look like Chipmunk on that cover? After watching the first movie and seeing the adds for the second I have to ask,Does she ever close her mouth?!  Even when she isn't talking it just seems to hang open!

Darth Geek

Quote from: Doctor Who? on January 15, 2010, 08:59:34 PM
Is it just me or do what's her name's teeth make her look like Chipmunk on that cover? After watching the first movie and seeing the adds for the second I have to ask,Does she ever close her mouth?!  Even when she isn't talking it just seems to hang open!
Here teeth remind me of the "Chicklety teeth" riff about Gary Busey in the Point Break Rifftrax.

The fact that they out and out CALLED their own series a Saga in the title amazes me. The Bill and Ted movies were more of a Saga than this flaccid crap!


Pak-Man

Quotesa·ga  (sä'ga)   
n. 

1) a. A prose narrative usually written in Iceland between 1120 and 1400, dealing with the families that first settled Iceland and their descendants, with the histories of the kings of Norway, and with the myths and legends of early Germanic gods and heroes.

b. A modern prose narrative that resembles a saga.


2) A long detailed report: recounted the saga of their family problems.

Maybe if we go with definition 2...

ScottotD

Quote from: Doctor Who? on January 15, 2010, 05:41:06 PM
Are they really calling it a saga?  I really don't think it is anything like a saga.  Stupid highschool soap is more like it.

So you didn't like it then?
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Doctor Who?

Quote from: iv3rdawG on January 15, 2010, 05:28:26 PM


So are the heaven's gate people big twilight fans?  If so that would explain so much about both things.

Darth Geek

Quote from: Doctor Who? on January 18, 2010, 11:51:37 AM
Quote from: iv3rdawG on January 15, 2010, 05:28:26 PM


So are the heaven's gate people big twilight fans?  If so that would explain so much about both things.
No, what they beleive is silly. This is very serious.


Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Darth Geek on January 18, 2010, 12:48:18 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on January 18, 2010, 11:51:37 AM
So are the heaven's gate people big twilight fans?  If so that would explain so much about both things.
No, what they beleive is silly. This is very serious.
Besides, I thought all the Heaven's Gate people committed suicide before these books came out?

Oh, yeah...that's right...people are never persuaded to commit suicide by others.   ::)

Doctor Who?

I only asked because there seem to be so manny of them on the cover.