Ok anyone know why Twilight is coming out on Saturday insted of Tuesday?

[Bob]

YOUR NOT IN SOUTH AMERICA SPEAK ENGLISH!

Gott im himmel!

[RVR II]

YOUR NOT IN SOUTH AMERICA SPEAK ENGLISH!

Gott im himmel!

QUE

[Bob]

YOUR NOT IN SOUTH AMERICA SPEAK ENGLISH!

Gott im himmel!

QUE

My grandmothers favorite 'cursing".

Means, "god in heaven"

[Doctor Who?]

I am praying to him that every copy of this movie gets destroyed some how.

[Relaxing Dragon]

Do big magnets still work? Or was that only effective for VHS?

[Doctor Who?]

I think that was only VHS.

However I hear good things about razor blades.

[Courtney]

They showed the TV spot for the DVD about forty times during How I Met Your Mother.  ...  You guys... It's really bad.  Like I'm a girl and stuff.  I watch A Walk To Remember because I think it's hilariously bad, but this looks to have no joy.  Why is my gender the way that it is?

[bratpop]

I don't know anything about this movie, but I know I don't like it. And nobody should be allowed to enjoy a movie that I don't like.

[Doctor Who?]

Don't ask me I have trouble figuring out my own gender some times?

Like why is Epic movie so popular with Teenage boys?

[Darth Geek]

Do big magnets still work? Or was that only effective for VHS?

Only if you drop one on it.

Microwaves work wonders, too*:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooTw2R-Wa34


*Also works on Gremlins

[Compound]

...

What the hell is Twilight?

-Rude

A GDW RPG about US Soldiers stuck in Europe after WWIII.

Oh wait. That's Twilight 2000. Maybe it's this one:



Frolic!

[mearnest]

Don't ask me I have trouble figuring out my own gender some times?

Like why is Epic movie so popular with Teenage boys?

Because they are convinced that the next time they watch it they'll get to see boobs.  I mean, it does say 'unrated' after all.

[RoninFox]

The real reason it comes out Saturday is they needed extra time to apply the glitter to each individual disc and case.

[Courtney]

This killed me till I died: http://www.the-editing-room.com/twilight.html

Here's a preview:

INT. KRISTEN'S BEDROOM
KRISTEN wakes up to find ROBERT watching her sleep.

KRISTEN STEWART
Holy fucking shit! If you weren't so hot I'd have you arrested! How long have you been doing this?

ROBERT PATTINSON
2 months.

KRISTEN STEWART
But I've only lived here one month according to the script.

ROBERT PATTINSON
Yeah, the script was written in six weeks. Don't get hung up on shit like that.

KRISTEN STEWART
Oh. Well, as long as you're here I guess we could have sex.

ROBERT PATTINSON
No, I can't have sex with you! I'd be unable to control myself! I'd bite you and turn you into a vampire! Also I ejaculate boiling venom, so I'd need to wear like fifty condoms.

[Trumpysgirl]

I see I'm not the only one who frequents deviantart. Here's another favorite of mine from the same artist:



Thank you God I'm stuck with only one cousin and one friend who thinks this way.
And if anyone gives me crap on here about ruining the fourth book you can bite me, no pun intended.