Say something mean about the next poster.

[WeatherServo9]

Actually, it's just a nice little reminder of home for them.

The next poster likes Garfunkel more than Simon.

[Invader_quirk]

I've never seen them, but "Garfunkel" is so much more fun to say.

This next clown wouldn't know an aardvark from an anteater.

[Johnny Unusual]

Sure, one is stupid and repulsive.

The next poster is a character from the prequels.

[Doctor Who?]

I hate sand it's rough and gets everywhere,not like you.

The next poster thinks a looped tape of the dog's humping scene from Transformers 2 is the greatest movie ever made.

[Invader_quirk]

Typical shallow viewer. You're completely oblivious to the subtle complexities and universal truths conveyed by that footage.

The next poster cannot comprehend why anybody would eat Reese's for breakfast.

[Doctor Who?]

Well I can understand lunch,but Breakfast?!  Everyone know you eat Crunch bars for breakfast.

The next poster is the reason why we have not put a man on Mars yet.

[CrowTeeRobot]

I refuse to settle for anything less than bikini clad astronaut babes! On this I will not budge!

The next poster stepped over the line. Mark it zero.

[AmazingThor]

Okay, just put the gun down, Walter.

The next poster doesn't like the Big Lebowski.

[Doctor Who?]

I don't even know what that is.

The next poster uses their super powers to stop petty crimes like jay walking but lets bank robbers and kidnappers go free.

[Starman!]

I don't even know what that is.

Tsk tsk tsk.

The next poster uses their super powers to stop petty crimes like jay walking but lets bank robbers and kidnappers go free.

Those jaywalkers need to be brutality punished!! I shall make them suffer!

The next poster pees on rugs.

[Invader_quirk]

Only if it's really obvious. Same goes for hair plugs.

The next poster has never beaten a Zelda game.

[Starman!]

Well between trying to beat that one Blue's Clues game and trying to beat Superman 64, I haven't had time!

The next poster likes Radiohead.

[Johnny Unusual]

I wish Radiohead and Eraserhead would have a baby.  The godfather could be a deadhead.

The next poster likes U2.

[Invader_quirk]

Some say it was cold of me to name my children You and Youtoo, but I really do like them both to the extent required by law.

The next poster is green with jealousy.

[Starman!]

Only because You+Youtoo=U2

The next poster can see Russia from their house.