Say something mean about the next poster.

[Moleman]

Dammit all.  I've dyed my hair, pierced my scrotum, and memorized every single line from the first Twilight movie and I still haven't gotten laid.


The next poster is offended by every single mean comment in this thread.

[Scribblesense]

And I'm going to spam all of your inboxes with the many, many, many reasons I took offense and why you're all horrible monstrous people and deserve to have all your body hair ripped out with a pair of tweezers.

The next poster is a worse version of Hitler.

[Tripe]

Hey! My art teacher said I had potential, all I needed to do was practice some more



But there there was this Millionaire Matchmaker marathon on so feh.

The next poster takes candy from small children

[UncleDes]

You sure about that?



The next poster spits Venom.

[Sass]

Yeah well, even Mr. Jangles couldn't save that stinker.




The next poster always runs by the Salvation Army kettle with their eyes averted.

[UncleDes]

...Because they fill them with acid and flick it as me whenever I get close.

The next poster hasn't had it in months.

[eegah]

Yeah, but it's more "sad" than "mean."

The next poster has a poster of Twilight's "Edward" over his bed.

[Danecho1967]

The next poster has a poster of Twilight's "Edward" over his bed.

The basis of comparison makes me appear more masculine to my lady friend.  It's the same principle as the pretty girl with ugly friends.

The next poster has a stash of pictures of Carrot Top hidden under his mattress.

[Starman!]

They make me feel more manly too.

The next poster will line up outside of Target and get Eclipse the second it comes out.

[Doctor Who?]

They make me feel more manly too.

The next poster will line up outside of Target and get Eclipse the second it comes out.

So I can see the look on all the fan girls faces when I burn it in front of them.

The next poster is the reason Superman 4 has not been riffed yet.

[Starman!]

So I can see the look on all the fan girls faces when I burn it in front of them.

The next poster is the reason Superman 4 has not been riffed yet.

Patience, young grasshopper.....

The next poster has a copy of every episode of The Real World.

[UncleDes]

....uuhhh look away from the screen. It IS the fucking real world.

The next poster has a copy of that woman tennis player scratching her arse on his ceiling.

[Danecho1967]

The next poster has a copy of that woman tennis player scratching her arse on his ceiling.

And there's nothing mean about that.  Oh, yeah...

The next poster thinks lustfull thoughts about Carol Channing.

[Starman!]

Oh, those big baboon lips......

The next poster admits that he has thought about Kevin Spacey when masterbating.

[UncleDes]

I was wondering if he thinks I'm as sexy as Angelina does. [It's spelt "Masturbating" unless you're Captain Pugwash]


The next poster just doesn't care