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What movies do you want to see every copy of destroyed?

Started by Doctor Who?, March 04, 2009, 09:54:26 AM

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Courtney

Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 23, 2009, 05:11:44 PM
TWILIGHT!

FUCKING TWILIGHT!

DIE TWILIGHT!

I HOPE EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THAT MOVIE DIES OF CANCER OR AIDS!

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I've been getting a feeling you don't care for the Twilight.



FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!

Quote from: Courtney on March 24, 2009, 01:44:09 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 23, 2009, 05:11:44 PM
TWILIGHT!

FUCKING TWILIGHT!

DIE TWILIGHT!

I HOPE EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THAT MOVIE DIES OF CANCER OR AIDS!

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I've been getting a feeling you don't care for the Twilight.

yeah but how can you not like the sight of the sun rising or setting

Doctor Who?

I saw some of it today and I have to say a couple of times I nearly lost my lunch.

Edward J Grug III

FINE

Tripe


And that's when Bella
knew it was time to go
shopping for Summer's Eve

Doctor Who?

Another thing,why is the whole movie shot in blue?

Is it a sequel to Battlefield Earth or something?

bratpop

QuoteYou want composer Carter Burwell to die
The best thing he ever did was inexplicably covering "Age of Consent" during his Wayne's World 2 score. So, yes.

Trumpysgirl

Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 24, 2009, 07:39:18 PM
Another thing,why is the whole movie shot in blue?

Is it a sequel to Battlefield Earth or something?

Nope.....welcome to Seattle [thumbsup]
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."

bratpop

I'm turned off by the fact that the vampires being in Washington has nothing to do with the cover-up possibilities of the high suicide rates. Or, say, the excuse that someone's blood just sort of drained out of them and got washed away after they drowned by looking up to see if there's a God while it was raining because they were so depressed. No, they're just in Washington because Stephanie Meyer is a nitwit. And that whole setting-the-story-in-a-real-town thing worked out so well for Werewolf.

bettertomorrowamy

So some Twilight girl showed him her chesticles and therefore the movie is Satan?  Or did he watch the movie?
On timeout

Tripe


Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Edward J Grug III on March 24, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 24, 2009, 06:54:46 PM
I saw some of it today and I have to say a couple of times I nearly lost my lunch.



Okay....he's a 100 and some odd year old vampire who sparkles in sunlight....


  • Who isn't sparkling in this shot
  • And can somehow manage to register for school without ID or parents

Continuity?!?!?!?!?

Tripe

On that point why would you go through the tedium that is school, unless he's very slow and need to keep repeating the years.

bratpop


Tripe

#119
Another fair point, also why are vampires so damn mopey all the time?They're predators, most predatory species tend to be pretty damn satisfied with themselves, seeing how they're on top of the food chain.

Incidentally I have a far more easy time believing the girl is the vampire, there's an aura of reanimated corpse about her much more than the gloomy looking dude.