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What movies do you want to see every copy of destroyed?

Started by Doctor Who?, March 04, 2009, 09:54:26 AM

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Doctor Who?

For me there is only one.  Titanic.

The fact that this stupid thing is the number one movie of all time really gets on m y nerves.

Also has anyone watched it since it was in theaters?

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Fuzzy Necromancer

Anything with a "sexy" rape scene.

I know it's a bit bandwagon-jump-y, but anything by Jason Freidberg and Aaron Seltzer.


Also, Fargo. Yes. I went there.
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Doctor Who?

Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on March 04, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
Anything with a "sexy" rape scene.


are there any movies like that?

Seems to me that even by Hollywood standards whoever made such a thing would be sick.

SJP

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EDIT: As a bonus, I Spit on Your Grave does contain an exceptionally long rape scene.  It's not what I would call "sexy," but despite the director's insistence that he wanted to capture a long, horrifying ordeal I'm sure somebody out there is enjoying it as we speak.

Also, forgot to add "The Incredible Torture Show," aka "Bloodsucking Freaks."  Even the attempts by the main character to excuse its pointless nonsense by claiming even pointless violence and sex can be art doesn't change the fact that the movie is still crap.
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Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 04, 2009, 09:54:26 AM
For me there is only one.  Titanic.

I'm going to jump to Titanic's defense here and say that yes, the love story pretty much blew BUT the film's overall design and effects were amazing and they still are. I'm kind of a tech geek  ;D

My vote goes to any and all Disney channel movies that were made in this decade. Every time I go to visit my four and five year old cousins I'm forced to watch yet another crapfest and frankly I would like to stop the torture for all babysitters, now.
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Quote from: SJP on March 04, 2009, 01:34:03 PM
EDIT: As a bonus, I Spit on Your Grave does contain an exceptionally long rape scene.  It's not what I would call "sexy," but despite the director's insistence that he wanted to capture a long, horrifying ordeal I'm sure somebody out there is enjoying it as we speak.
Probably have to get rid of Straw Dogs as well (and then there's Gutterballs...)

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dalem


MSTJedi

Just about any of the Uwe Boll movies, from what I've heard, but Bloodrayne, in particular. I just couldn't make it through that POS. How the hell do you screw up a movie about a sexy vampire in tight leather chopping up Nazis? Meat Loaf, you should be ashamed. Then again, after seeing Fight Club, it's apparent that Mr. Loaf has no shame.



Destin


Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on March 04, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
Anything with a "sexy" rape scene.




I would have to consider the new star wars trilogy as part of thise genre you speak of

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