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What's the worst movie TITLE ever?

Started by PlayMSTie, December 22, 2006, 12:15:12 PM

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IronPigeon

Quote from: Minnesota on January 18, 2007, 10:28:24 AM
Quote from: IronPigeon on January 18, 2007, 09:15:02 AM
Lucas could have used the title "Star Wars 2: Send in the Clones" and it couldn't have been any more ridiculous than the real title.

He was doing us a favor by lowering our expectations. Titles like Star Wars: the clone wars or Star Wars: the Rise of Vader would have way too much to live up to (yes I'm aware these titles dont describe the prequels that we currently have)

Perhaps, then, instead of 'The Phantome Menace' he should have gone with 'Annie Skywalker's Big Adventure.'

sarcasm_made_Easy


BathTub


IronPigeon


sarcasm_made_Easy

how i stopped being a slave and learned to love the empire?

ok thats a stretch i admit it.

Minnesota

Star Wars Episode 1: Jar Jar Binks, some jedis, and stupid annoying kid

lets see ya make a billion with that title lucas

IronPigeon

Quote from: Minnesota on January 18, 2007, 10:43:43 AM
Star Wars Episode 1: Jar Jar Binks, some jedis, and stupid annoying kid

lets see ya make a billion with that title lucas

The really aggrivating thing is...he would have.

Pak-Man

Lucas has said he intended the title, Attack of the Clones, to be an homage to all the B Sci-Fi movies that eventualy led to Star Wars (which is a silly title too if you take an honest look at it.)

sarcasm_made_Easy

yeah none of the stars ever attacked anything.

IronPigeon


BEERxTaco

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
-Dean Wormer, Animal House R.I.P.

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knightsaber1

Quote from: Hobbit on January 15, 2007, 12:25:22 PM
Plan 9 From Outer Space - Not only is it plan 9, which offers 17% more confusion than plan 8, but it's from *gasp* OUTER SPACE[/i].  Holy crap, I think I wet my pants thinking abou it.

That reminds me... what about *gasp* Leonard Part 6? :o

acoletterose

Quote from: Groucho2006 on January 18, 2007, 08:21:21 AM
I mean the name of the town they go to is NILBOG. That is brilliant! NILBOG is GOBLIN spelled backwards! Why doesn't everyone see how wonderful that is! It's f*cking beautiful in it's simplicity!! It's superb!!! It's.....it's.....(breaks down in tears) :'(

I've been there, it's not that great. Smells like moldy socks and old spice. Not only is it full of things that are not trolls, but Tammy Fay Baker lives smack dab in the middle of town. Every once and awhile there are Mascara flash floods.

dignan

Okay, I'd have to jump in here and say that probably the worst movie title that I can think of is Good Will Hunting, primarily because it ALMOST relates to the movie encased within the title, in that it's about a guy named Will Hunting, but it actually makes no sense whatsoever. 


And, to get back to the title Cool As Ice, featuring Vanilla Ice, that actually vies for the title of Worst Tagline Ever.  Observe:

"When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice."