What's the worst movie TITLE ever?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice."

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My eyes they hurt from the stupidity make it go away

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[Pak-Man]

Well in Pokemon, ice attacks are strong against rock-type Pokemon... Vanilla Ice, I choose YOU!

[MarkAndrew]

Freddy got Fingered.

I CAN'T help visualizing and it hurts so much.

[shortstack]

Okay, I'd have to jump in here and say that probably the worst movie title that I can think of is Good Will Hunting, primarily because it ALMOST relates to the movie encased within the title, in that it's about a guy named Will Hunting, but it actually makes no sense whatsoever. 


And, to get back to the title Cool As Ice, featuring Vanilla Ice, that actually vies for the title of Worst Tagline Ever.  Observe:

"When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice."

Really? What about the quote "Ditch the zero and get with the hero"

I think every line of that movie is excrutiating.

Freddy got Fingered.

I CAN'T help visualizing and it hurts so much.

Actually, that title accurately describes the movie.   

[BBQ Platypus]

I don't believe that any movie currently in theaters has a worse title than Primeval.  It has absolutely nothing to do with the movie itself (which I suppose is a good thing - I certainly wouldn't want anything to do with that turd), and is so bland and unmemorable that I was struggling to remember it DURING THE FILM.

My friends and I were the only people in the theater, so we heckled the ever-loving crap out of it.  Go see it with your sarcastic friends NOW - it probably isn't going to be in theaters for much more than a week, and I can guarantee that there will be no one there.

(For those of you unfamiliar with the fmovie, its trailers seem to suggest that it's a movie about a serial killer.  However, the trailers are even more misleading than the title - it's actually a ludicrous hybrid of Lake Placid and Hotel Rwanda.  Seriously).

[kodiakthejuggler]

Freddy got Fingered.

I CAN'T help visualizing and it hurts so much.

Actually, that title accurately describes the movie.   

Which is what makes it so shockingly bad!!

[Swish]

Any of the thousands of 80s and early 90s TV movies which include some permutation of "A Mother's Story".

Also, I can't decide whether this is the worst title I've ever seen, or the best:
Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack

Or its Japanese title literally translated:
Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah: The Giant Monsters' General Offensive

[kookykrisp]

Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh
I Dismember Mama
The Nostril Picker
Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle of Death
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
Mansquito
Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000

[BEERxTaco]

The Nostril Picker

ewwww

[Thom_Serveaux]

And it's sequel, 28 Days Later: The Return Of Menses.

I figured at first Sharktopus was being his usual sarcastic (but I mean that in a GOOD way) self. But when Andrwe1911 chimed in I began to wonder. So I did a little search on IMDB and came up with a couple of strong contenders...

*Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror (1991)
aka "Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D" - USA (complete title)

*Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3 (2005)

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Spy Kids.

Now, see, that is a case of a bad movie, but the actual title works. It's short, and it tells you what to expect. There are some kids in the movie. They do spy things. Most probably there will be a rocket pack disguised as walkman and a secret evil lair supended over a dormant volcano, and a high ratio of explosions to acting.

[Doctor Who?]

I liked the movie but i think Star Trek was a bad tittle.  i mean there is already a series and a movie with that name,it must make it kind of confusing when people try to search for it on Netflix or Amazon.

[RoninFox]

Any time they try and sneak a number into the title in the middle of a word I cringe.  I enjoyed watching Scream 4, but I hate that it was written as Scre4m.  Seven is an awesome movie, but I hate seeing Se7en written on a poster.

[Russell]

Ax 'em

[Dim of the Yard]

Any time they try and sneak a number into the title in the middle of a word I cringe.  I enjoyed watching Scream 4, but I hate that it was written as Scre4m.  Seven is an awesome movie, but I hate seeing Se7en written on a poster.

Yeah, I tend to pronounce those phonetically when I come across them. "Scree-form" for Scre4m. "Se-seven-nen" for Se7en. "Thir-Thirteen-nen Ghosts" for Thir13en Ghosts (still the stupidest inclusion of a number in a title, in my opinion). "Luh-four-rrr Cak-Three" for L4yer Cak3. You get the idea.