Fave Lines

[anais.jude]

Any refference to Moby Dick is a ok by me! 

[Terror from the year 5000]

How 'bout anyone who didn't kill the shark has to paddle.

[Porkins]

I don't think I've laughed harder than when the Tiger shark started singing.

[Doctor Who?]

We have nothing all hail our new overlord,the shark.

[Conor]

I don't think I've laughed harder than when the Tiger shark started singing.

That was amazing, hats off to Kevin.  Definitely one of those gags that is 100X funnier when you finally hear it performed.

[amityisland]

-all of Quint's various album covers

-"Michael...out of the boat! Now!"  You're brother can stay, though. Not fond of him.

-Oh no, his dog is the shark!

-So, who votes we tell everyone we killed the damn thing?

-This is Anakin Skywalker's nightmare.

[Darth Geek]

-So, who votes we tell everyone we killed the damn thing?

That was probably my favorite line, too.

[Trekker4747]

My favorite line where those that -mostly- were not there as the trio remained -mostly- silent during Quint's telling of his Indianapolis experience.

[Relaxing Dragon]

I don't think I've laughed harder than when the Tiger shark started singing.

Loved that one, had me in stitches. Also great:

Quint's introduction about his lost rollo

"Hunter S. Thompson goes fishing."

"It's Charley the Tuna, I know it. Last time I was only able to hook him through the beret."

"Huh, music got all whimsical all of a sudden."

"He went under with three barrels. Quint's belief system is shaken to it's very core."

The facial hair/head hair combo awards bit

"Oh yeah!!"

"There's me spleen."

And so many more, loved this riff (except maybe the Sherman's Lagoon crack, me being a SL fanboy  )

[Trekker4747]

Another one:

When looking over the boardwalk infront of the beach we see a kid playing a -rather cool looking for the time- 3D shark video game.  Kevin: That looks better than the ACTUAL Jaws video game for Nintendo.

[dalem]

That game ruled!  And for those of us who grew up with their yearly vacation spot being either Hampton Beach, Cape May, or Narragansett, and who got to play that game in boardwalk arcades, it's always nice to see.

-dale

[NRRork]

"Quint! You okay, man?"

[Ian M.]

- "Who is he?" "He's the janitor and he talks like a pirate. He does this at every meeting."

- Quint's album covers.

- "Wetsuit... check. Fins... check. Mask... check. Scuba tank...aghh!"

- That small kid trying to kill the shark with his bare hands.

- "Brody is drunk and Hooper is high."

- "A young Barack Obama is concerned."

- "Murray Hamilton. The king of all names."

[PlayMSTie]

I don't think I've laughed harder than when the Tiger shark started singing.

That was amazing, hats off to Kevin.  Definitely one of those gags that is 100X funnier when you finally hear it performed.

That WAS amazing. Also, kudos to whoever did the Popeye voice. Cracked me up every time.

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

"By this time his lungs were aching for air"


...Funny hearing Mike say this. Wasn't he the one that got mad at Crow for saying it so much?