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Coming Soon - Jaws!!!!

Started by Conor, February 18, 2009, 12:57:31 PM

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dalem

How dare they release a pre-2005, non-cartoon movie, 3 riffer version of an easily-obtained classic.

HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!!

-dale

TheUnabeefer

I thought I already had this movie, but when I picked it up in the value bin at Best Buy, I guess I grabbed "Jews" by mistake.

...at least they both have a shark.
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.


Tony

Quote from: Riff_Martian on February 18, 2009, 02:03:57 PM
I just gotta post this pic as well...


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EXXXXXXCELLENT! I JUST rented this. Should be awesome!

I'm also curious to see how they handle the "shark eats people" scenes...

RoninFox

Quote from: icagnncheez on February 18, 2009, 05:46:35 PM
Quote from: Riff_Martian on February 18, 2009, 02:03:57 PM
I just gotta post this pic as well...


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EXXXXXXCELLENT! I JUST rented this. Should be awesome!

I'm also curious to see how they handle the "shark eats people" scenes...

Dude, spoiler!   :P
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TheUnabeefer

Quote from: icagnncheez on February 18, 2009, 05:46:35 PM
EXXXXXXCELLENT! I JUST rented this. Should be awesome!

I'm also curious to see how they handle the "shark eats people" scenes...

Oh great, now I know what's gonna happen!!!!  Thanks.

So a shark eats some people.... hmm.... this sounds an awful lot like that Jews movie.  There wouldn't happen to be a shark circumcision in this, would there?! Cuz then it might just end up that these are the same movie.
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.


Darth Geek

I wonder if they will include a reference to "the line" from Shark Attack 3.


a pretty girl is like

oh I hope Disembaudio sings along with Quint and the boys.
I'm all out for kicks...and every inch of me spells EXCITEMENT!

torgosPizza

Quote from: Darth Geek on February 18, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
I wonder if they will include a reference to "the line" from Shark Attack 3.

Going to venture a guess on that one.. no.

Turducken

Chief Brody = Mike
Matt Hooper = Kevin
Quint = Bill?

Hmm, not sure if i can figure this one out alone.

Drink up for bad hat harry.

ManUnderMask

Quote from: icagnncheez on February 18, 2009, 05:46:35 PM
I'm also curious to see how they handle the "shark eats people" scenes...

Great! Thanks for wrecking the movie for me! Next you're going to tell me how Titanic ends!
I survived the San Diego Comic Con 2010 Hall H stabbing.

RVR II

Quote from: ManUnderMask on February 18, 2009, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: icagnncheez on February 18, 2009, 05:46:35 PM
I'm also curious to see how they handle the "shark eats people" scenes...

Great! Thanks for wrecking the movie for me! Next you're going to tell me how Titanic ends!
One Word: 'PLOP'!

The End :P

Turducken

Looks like 'sarcasm' is gonna need a bailout too... seems to be broken.   

bratpop


Piobman

Quote from: bratpop on February 18, 2009, 11:26:45 PM
The poster makes no sense.

You know, I have to agree with you there.

I still think its funny regardless.

torgosPizza