What did we learn

[Doctor Who?]

I learned that everyone has a secret pain and everyone's secret pain is stupid.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that somehow showing someone their most painful memory causes immediate loyalty.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I learned that to shield yourself from the blast and radiation of a photon torpedo - which can bring down shields and punch holes in ships - is to hide behind a rock that's less than 100 feet away of it's target....