What did we learn?

[Trekker4747]

I learned that Batman is in desperate need of some-sort-of lozenge.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that the Joker is from Krankor, where his uncle runs the place. I learned that mob accountants from Hong Kong keep the money they have stolen in the city where all the mobsters are, and keep it in big piles of paper money.

[Lemming Howard]

Nick Nolte is The Batman.  Wow!

[Jonathan_Short_Torso]

I learned how to make a pencil disappear.

[Lovye]

I learned how to make a pencil disappear.

  Best answer.

[bettertomorrowamy]

I learned that some people need to get a life.......for example, the guy who posted directly below me....and the second poster above me.
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[GregMcduck]

BTA: Too cool for the mutherfuking world wide web!

[Thrifty]

SWAT teams in Gotham never fire their guns.

Batman's weakness is dogs.

A boat full of felons will hesitate to kill strangers to save their own hide.

Blu-ray is actually blue.

Harvey Dent knows that pain don't hurt.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I learned that a vehicle designed to jump over rivers to frame bridges for ground forces will be equipped a computer that will fire the weapons randomly into whatever is in front of the vehicle when in "intimidate" mode.

I learned that said vehicle will have an escape chopper built into it, just in case.

I learned that said vehicle can drive itself perfectly in all of these situations.

I learned that a vehicle that can do all these things will hold no interest to any military on the planet, nor will the technologies that clearly work well on the platform be applied to other things.

I learned that Batman can turn my cell phone into a sonar emitter and receiver without touching it.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that a guy with hideous facial scars will go unnoticed amidst all the cops in the city.

I also learned that when said hideously scarred guy fires at the city mayor when surrounded by hundreds of police officers, it is easy for him to escape.

[OmegaR!]

I learned Alfred is disturbingly good at hoarding secrets

[Trekker4747]

I learned that Batman - a man with no super powers- can survive a several-story fall into a car and not get hurt.

I learned that when Wayne dons his Batsuit he becomes constipated -which he controls by tightening his voice.

I learned that Gotham looks absolutely NOTHING like Chicago.

I learned that Batman's one rule is not to kill.  Even when the person you're going to kill is a murderous psychopath.  But, oh, it's OK to leave someone on a crashing train or to throw somone off a building.

I learned that getting rather severe, like fifth or sixth, degree burns over half your face carries with it neither severe pain, discomfort, or even infection.  And the suriving eye has no apparent ill effect.

[Thrifty]

I learned that getting rather severe, like fifth or sixth, degree burns over half your face carries with it neither severe pain, discomfort, or even infection.  And the suriving eye has no apparent ill effect.

Well then I guess you never learned that pain don't hurt.

[PsypherPunk]

I learned that Christian Bale went to the Megan Fox school of never-closing-your-mouth acting for his role as Batman.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that Christian Bale went to the Megan Fox school of never-closing-your-mouth acting for his role as Batman.

Her finals are increduhbel.