CAP sins committed in this movie

[ninjacat11]

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
# reckless endangerment, repeatedly
# drag racing
# kidnapping, twice
# assault, repeatedly
# firearm threats to control, repeatedly
# dead bodies
# sword to the throat
# gunfire to kill, frequently, some rather graphic
# action violence of varying intensities, repeatedly
# men on fire
# nuclear blast effects
# brawl
# reckless driving to escape
# pursuit to unlawfully capture
# death by poison
# attack, repeatedly
# flesh decaying
# firearm to the face
# hit to the face
# sword fight
# long sequence of attempted murder by vehicle
# death by ants, twice
# death by vortex
# death by incineration, starting with the eyes
# fighting, repeatedly, some quite graphic

Impudence/Hate (I)
# 12 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
# treachery

Sexual Immorality (S)
# nudity (male) behind steamed glass shower wall, genitals not seen
# attention to crotch, twice
# child by immoral sex
# innuendo
# semi-thong nudity, many

Drugs/Alcohol (D)
# booze, once
# drinking, once
# smoking, three times
# drunkenness, once

Offense to God (O)
# "Depends on who your god is"
# "Only gods can read them because only gods live up there"
# three uses of God's name in vain without the four letter expletive and one with it

Murder/Suicide (M)
# multiple murders, twice

[Darth Geek]

# drag racing

Drag racing? I know it's sinfully boring, but...

[Bob]

# drag racing

Drag racing? I know it's sinfully boring, but...

BURN THEM!

Dont you know that the bible bans drag racing?

[bettertomorrowamy]

You gotta love the parsing they do:  # pursuit to unlawfully capture

Pursuing is fine as long as you have written warrant from God for your game's arrest, or you are an authorized pursuer sanctified by God.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
# flesh decaying

Um.....that's what flesh does when it's dead.  As God made it to do.

And that's violent/against the law/sinful because....?

[Darth Geek]

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
# flesh decaying

Um.....that's what flesh does when it's dead.  As God made it to do.

And that's violent/against the law/sinful because....?

Because it's icky.

[RoninFox]

# death by ants, twice
# death by vortex

Offense to God (O)[/b]
# "Only gods can read them because only gods live up there"

Thou shalt not be eaten by ants...I mean come on, they're freaking ants.  Stomp them!

Thou shalt not be sucked into a vortex.  I'm not sure how this will come up for you mortals, but remember that.

Thou shalt not refer to heaven as "up there" show some respect!

[Jonathan_Short_Torso]

The only real sins this movie committed were the following:
Aliens in an Indiana Jones movie
The million times used cliche that the treasure of the mayans or incas or whatever was "Knowledge"
Surviving a nuclear blast by hiding in a refrigerator

[Darth Geek]

The only real sins this movie committed were the following:
Aliens in an Indiana Jones movie
The million times used cliche that the treasure of the mayans or incas or whatever was "Knowledge"
Surviving a nuclear blast by hiding in a refrigerator

Actually, I don't mind aliens in an Indiana Jones movie, because how a character so down to earth and used to dealing with material things deals with something so out of his element like aliens could be quite interesting, if done well. It was not.
As far as the treasure being knowledge, the aliens just killed the woman overloading her brain. I don't think they were ever going to impart that knowledge in any way a human could use. They knew she was going to die from it. They just said, "you want knowledge, fine, we'll use that to kill you instead of, say, cutting you head off."
Sorry, but this movie is so bad, I take whatever nuggets of entertainment I can from it, and 'nuking the fridge' was so hilarious, I really hope it becomes a catchphrase.

The sins this movie committed were being an Indiana Jones movie, directed by Steven Spielberg, yet:
Being boring and slow.
Poorly thought out action sequences.
Making me not only not care about the new characters, but not care about the established characters that were the reason I saw this turd in the theater in the first place.
Being badly written (seriously, Spielberg has to have some pull on Lucas, even if no one else does)

[bettertomorrowamy]

The real sin was Shia Labouf.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

The real sin was Shia Labouf.

Well, that goes without saying.

[Doctor Who?]

I think this guy may just be a con man who found a way to get other people to pay for his movie tickets by writing these stupid things after he sees the movies.