Favorite Spider-lines

[PlayMSTie]

"Aw, we suck at being police!"

"Them Duke boys was speedin' down Broadway . . ."

AWESOME Prince of Space shout-out!! 

[eegah]

Arachnile dysfunction!

[Darth Geek]

I'm sorry I had to kill you, Aunt May, but the cake was really dry.

[ChrisHanel]

AWESOME Prince of Space shout-out!! 

I also heard a joke from The Undead, which made me giggle.

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Lot of em this time...

"Poor Jim Belushi-Robin Williams Hybrid"
Kevin's R Kelly impression
"Aunt May's getting crunked tonight, bitches"
The Rent jokes with Mr. Dickovitch
"Dr. Horrible's let himself go."
"Screw Longfellow, I'm going to read her my Battlestar Galactica fan fiction"
Prince of Space reference, of course.
"Arachnile dysfunction!"
"Crush you head"
"SNL's about to start..."
"I'm going after that fruit Capt Planet next"
"For a relaxing time, make it Santori time."

[JoshWay]

"Crossbar/testicle situation" = The Funny.

[Bairman]

"Ping Ping"   

[PlayMSTie]

"Boobs, won't you?"

"Joel Osteen?"

"I've been having this dream . . ."
". . .  that a skeleton is looking over my shoulder."

"Did that actor win a contest?"

So many great lines in this one and I'm not even finished yet! (The only part I haven't liked were some of the Uncle Ben jokes. Not all, but some.)

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

"I've been having this dream . . ."
". . .  that a skeleton is looking over my shoulder."

+1

[Pak-Man]

Sorry, the universe has made its decision and it hates you!

[Doc Steve]

"Poetry! That's so 19th century!"

[OmegaR!]

and the music declares this moment glorious

[CHF01]

Son, have you ever heard of spank therapy? 

[MartyS (Gromit)]

AWESOME Prince of Space shout-out!! 

Where was this?  I missed it.   

[MST3Kgirl]

"Did that actor win a contest?"

I hate that I can't remember any others even though I was guffawing the whole time..