(Creative fiction) Make up a fake news story related to movies!

[Tron]

HOLLYWOOD: Top execs at all major film studios today made a stunning announcement.

"We intend to, within a decade, use advanced CGI techniques to replace the male lead in every movie ever made with Will Smith." A a spokesman for the movie industry giants declared.

"He's the most popular actor in the world, and is already remaking several movies, and has so many offers to star in remakes that we decided why bother with remakes when we can just use advanced CGI tech and voice synthesis to digitally replace the male lead in every movie ever made with Will Smith and then rerelease the movies."

Millions of people objected to the idea of classic stars like Humphry Bogart, Lawrence Oliver and  James Cagney being replaced with hollywood's flavor of the decade, but as usual the execs don't care what anyone else thinks.

[Darth Geek]

Michael Bay squished by a giant robot today. Festivities expected to last several days.

[Nick]

With the unprecedented success of the Sims movie, Hollywood has greenlighted production on Sim City: The Movie.

Fans will be thrilled as they watch residential zones and commercial zones layed out, and watch an imaginary city grow from a little hovel, into a glittering metropolis.

" I'm so excited this is happening! ", said by an excited Sim City fan.

The movie is being directed by Uwe Boll, and is scheduled for release in 2015.

[Doctor Who?]

It has been decided that no more land Before Time movies will be made.

"We think 23 films is enough" said a spokesperson.

[Tron]

Michael Bay squished by a giant robot today. Festivities expected to last several days.

UPDATE: Upon hearing the news, at least half a dozen major film reviewers around the world spontaneously orgasmed to death.

[Junkyard]

"UWE BOLL BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS, ADMITS MOTHER NEVER LOVED HIM"

[RobtheBarbarian]

HOLLYWOOD: George Lucas to write/direct prequels for Indiana Jones series. "I'm very excited with the possibilities to really show how I think the person Indiana Jones grew up," says Lucas.

[Doctor Who?]

Didn't they already do that,and it worked out pretty well.

Will Farell signs deal to star in 6 movie movies a years.

Credits are happy that they can review all their bad comedies for the year in one go.