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Thrashalla · July 29, 2008, 01:45:50 PM

Years in the spotlight had left Kitty with fame, riches, and a drug habit to rival all but the Busey-ist of addicts. Hooked on catnip, Kitty quickly found herself alone on the street, fishing quarters out of the gutter in hopes of landing her daily fix of The 'Nip. It seemed as if she had hit rock bottom when she shot a delivery man in cold blood, only to find out that he was unloading crates of oregano, not catnip. Kitty knew she needed to get Cleaned Up, and she enrolled into the finest 12 step program in the country, hoping to patch her life back together.

Kitty Cleans Up...is not that story. It's about some creepy kid with the voice of a forty year old who decides that good hygiene practices are best learned by imitating a cat. Mike, Kevin and Bill have of course known this for years, and help get the message out in one of the oddest RiffTrax shorts to date.

http://www.rifftrax.com/misc/flvplayer.swf?file=rtmp://rifftraxfvs.cdnetworks.us/rifftraxfvs/flashstream&id=KittyCleansUp_Sample&width=500&height=330&overstretch=fit&volume=100&autostart=false&type=rtmp
http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/kitty-cleans

RVR II · July 29, 2008, 01:52:04 PM

Done Got it Yo!

Courtney · July 29, 2008, 01:53:14 PM

Can I mention how much I love that shot of Kevin? He looks like the chick at the end of parts: The Clonus Horror, post-lobotomy.

Rattrap007 · July 29, 2008, 01:53:57 PM

Ack! I see kevin's nipple! My eyes!

RVR II · July 29, 2008, 01:55:12 PM

Bill looks scary there..

skenderberg · July 29, 2008, 02:04:13 PM

Quote from: Rattrap007 on July 29, 2008, 01:53:57 PM
Ack! I see kevin's nipple! My eyes!

I rather doubt that Kevin's real nipples are that clean-shaven.

Steve-O · July 29, 2008, 04:02:52 PM

Nothing in this picture is more distressing than Mike's supple little doll hand.

SoiledShortz · July 29, 2008, 05:11:22 PM

Quote from: Steve-O on July 29, 2008, 04:02:52 PM
Nothing in this picture is more distressing than Mike's supple little doll hand.

Agreed

Rattrap007 · July 29, 2008, 05:23:14 PM

think he is supposed to be eight or nine in that picture.. Ugliest little girl ever...(sorry mike)

Darth Geek · July 29, 2008, 06:29:30 PM

QuoteNothing in this picture is more distressing than Mike's supple little doll hand.

I don't know, I find it bizarrely disturbing of how fit Kevin is. Sorry, Kevin.

Rattrap007 · July 30, 2008, 05:53:23 AM

Quote from: Darth Geek on July 29, 2008, 06:29:30 PM
QuoteNothing in this picture is more distressing than Mike's supple little doll hand.

I don't know, I find it bizarrely disturbing of how fit Kevin is. Sorry, Kevin.

and the lack of body hair. Either he waxed or shaved...

I picture Kevin being a Sasquatch of body hair with no shirt....

Can't believe it just said that...

RVR II · July 30, 2008, 05:54:58 AM

ew..

esoobaC .T bocaJ · July 30, 2008, 07:33:34 AM

I don't know, he looks about the same as he did in the 300 poster

Fuzzy Necromancer · August 03, 2008, 09:28:23 AM

You know, for some reason Mike seems to wear a blond wig really well. He has a decent "woman of a certain age" look.

At least, he can pull it off better than I can. u_u

space_mutiny · August 05, 2008, 11:29:28 AM

Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on August 03, 2008, 09:28:23 AM
You know, for some reason Mike seems to wear a blond wig really well. He has a decent "woman of a certain age" look.

At least, he can pull it off better than I can. u_u

He has attractive-in-drag-Kid-in-The-Hall potential.

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