NOW AVAILABLE! GRIZZLY!

[MrTorso]

Grizzly

Feature film · 2017

Some movies are labors of love, the product of a singular vision and a lifetime of hard work. And sometimes, a guy just says “Make JAWS, but with a bear."

With Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett

See it on RiffTrax

Some movies are labors of love, the product of a singular vision and a lifetime of hard work. And sometimes, a guy just says "Make Jaws, but with a bear."

A rogue bear is attacking campers! This means that the director films a bear, then a camper in a completely different state, then cuts back and forth between them until a shot where a fake bear paw swats an even faker severed arm in front of the camera. That's filmmaking baby!

Despite this vicious animal running amok, the head of the park refuses to shut it down? Why? Because he's bitter he doesn't get to wear a sweet anchor jacket like Murray Hamilton!

Starring Bart The Bear's mother, last seen duking it out with Leslie Nielsen in Day of the Animals, Grizzly will make you say "Smile you son of a sow*!"

*a sow is a female bear

Grizzly

Feature film · 2017

Some movies are labors of love, the product of a singular vision and a lifetime of hard work. And sometimes, a guy just says “Make JAWS, but with a bear."

With Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett

See it on RiffTrax

[MrTorso]

I for one am liking these new bear based riffs!  More please!!

[fodder650]

What is this Jaws of which you speak? I couldn't see any similarities between these two movies. None at all. Nope (puts on blinders)

Oh and this had some pretty good horror effects given the age. They threw them at you quick enough that you couldn't see if they were cheap. So they hit you pretty hard. Oh and bonus points for all the Birdemic references. Which were perfect here since it just seemed like  a prequel more than Day of the Animals.

[emperorcupcake522]

This is HILARIOUS. Thank you Assman!

[CJones]

Oh my God, that was funny as hell!