hello

[Blasé]

Wowzers.  My friend-girl dragged me to Samurai Cop and so here I am!  Nice to meet you.

[Johnny Unusual]

Nice to meet you, too!  Welcome aboard!

[RoninFox]

There's a trial by fire for you. We know you belong here now.

Hope you like what you see.

(I feel filthy, don't look at me)

[David]

Congratulations on even finding this forum! Did you click that tiny little text link at the bottom of the rifftrax page or is there another way in?