Fan Project: DisembAudio's Adventure

[Variety of Cells]

I feel your pain, and admire you strength to go on.  Good luck sir, we are all cheering for you.

[Bipolar:Bear]

I tried my hand at some basic C++ in High School, my God it was tedious (and rather hard.)  Kudos to you good chap, kudos!

[Pak-Man]

Now if we can get Uwe Boll to make a movie based on this game, the circle will be complete!

[AvestheFox]

careful what you wish for..

there's a circle.. or a loop...

if I finished this game.. and it somehow earns a success.. and if Uwe Boll were to make a movie off of it..

then Mike and DisembAudio would end up having to riff it..

imagine that

[kodiakthejuggler]

I tried my hand at some basic C++ in High School, my God it was tedious (and rather hard.)  Kudos to you good chap, kudos!

Oh lord, High School!

I must try hard to remember the last time I attempted using any basic coding back in the old days...

I think the only computer programming I ever attempted was back in 8th grade, which would be 1990 or thereabouts, and the program was Q Basic...

I shudder to think what kind of processor the computer had. Was probably 32k!!! And probably had a whopping 100 megabyte hard drive!

Ah those were the good ol' days...

[Tarantulas]

100 ? "HELLO WORLD! RIFFTRAX IS AWESOME!"
110 GOTO 100

[mrbasehart]

I hope DisembAudio kicks the Brave Little Toaster's ass at the end.

[Variety of Cells]

I was going to bring up that match up.... but I'm not sure who would win.  The brave little toaster has a posse.  DisembAudio could easily take the the toaster, the radio, and the blanket all at once, but that vacuum cleaner can fuck you up. 

Though there is a possibility...

If DisembAudio could reverse his syncing skills to un sync space-time, and then quickly sync it back it up, it might create something similar to a sonic boom, a chrono boom if you will.  This would result in the target experiencing 10 seconds of time all in the same instant, rendering him completely disoriented for at least a minute, thus giving DisembAudio ample time to knock the stuffing out of that vacuum. 

EDIT:  During further pointless thought, I realized that Space-time itself would probably not be disrupted, only the audio would be separated from time.  However, the result would be similar, and still deserves the name.

[AvestheFox]

hmmm.. that would be hard to code..

like coding a color matrix with both positive and negative numbers

or just make the game screen go static and black out for a mere minute or so

[Variety of Cells]

Oh, I wasn't suggesting you code it.  Though now that you mention it... it would basically be a stun spell.  Not sure what it would look like, but I imagine it would require lots of charging, and could possibly have an area effect. 

Though I don't know if it would fit in your game, might be hard to balance.  It fits in D&D, but it's not your typical platformer ability.

I am not a nerd...

[AvestheFox]

how can you be on a Mike Nelson based forum and not be a nerd?

-_o

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

The brave little toaster has a posse.  DisembAudio could easily take the the toaster, the radio, and the blanket all at once, but that vacuum cleaner can fuck you up. 

where did the lamp go?

[Variety of Cells]

What's a lamp going to do?  Shine on you until you get sun burn? 

You're right, I forgot the lamp.  But DisembAudio would still win, unless he was packin a practical. 

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i think as a team they are unbeatable appliances

[AvestheFox]

What's a lamp going to do?  Shine on you until you get sun burn? 

You're right, I forgot the lamp.  But DisembAudio would still win, unless he was packin a practical. 

he could blind you to death, or break your skull with a coconut...

he'd get the cocanut from the hoard brought here by those pesky swallows

What is it with swallows and cocanuts anyway? sheesh!

still.. DisembAudio would win the battle