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20 Questions Today! 5/14/2007

Started by torgosPizza, May 14, 2007, 10:02:07 AM

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gbeenie

So here's an odd question: When it comes to the actual songs in the film, do Mike and Mary Jo's Riff their lyrical content, or just visual cues? The reason I'm asking is, if there are no jokes associated with what Mariah Carey is singing, I believe I will go through and mute her singing parts on the movie audio when I reauthor my DVD. I find her just that unpleasant.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

Rude

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You should replace the all the music with songs from Cannibal Corpse...

-Rude
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=3942804-0e3

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

Quote from: Douglin on May 14, 2007, 05:52:30 PM
Enough about the movie...It's going to be great to hear Mary Jo again


Check out the Press Release & Episode 2 of "Ask Mike" on the Blog: http://www.rifftrax.com/blog/

Flippin' awesome.

Can't WAIT for this.  :clap:

starfighter

#213
     It's been a long time coming. Some of us have been waiting for Glitter ever since Crossroads.  I still await Mike's semi-promised run at Coyote Ugly.  I was reminded of this when Piper Perabo showed up on House recently.
    I second the wussy title for those ashamed to rent this.  It's only some mimimum wage slave at Blockbuster.  You don't have to worry about them.  Worry about the permanent record the government will have of every movie you've ever rented!!   In the bad old days (before internet porn) you had to walk out of the curtained "adult" section ( of the mom-and-pop video stores) and present your selections at the counter like you were renting The Greatest Story Ever Told.

       I've seen DaBrat on some VH1 reality shows (currently Celebrity Fit Club) and wondered why the hell she was a celebrity. Guess I'll find out now.

Phantom of Krankor

Alright! Mary Jo! I can't wait!!!!!!

As for the movie, eh, never heard of it! But its going to my Netflix list IMMEDIATELY.
I am Ambassador Phantom, from the planet Krankor! I am rapidly approaching your planet... in the warship, which you have just seen. I will arrive tomorrow night at precisely eight o'clock. At that time I shall make my wishes known to you. You will obey them... or die! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Pak-Man

Wow. Glitter. Could this be more embarassing than Crossroads? At least Crossroads had a more unassuming title... :^)

StellarJoe

GAH!  I was here, but my migraine got the best of me, so I missed the game!  DAMMIT!   :angry:

Oh well, at least we know it's Glitter.  Now I got to come up with a disguise to go to the video store and rent this.
By the way, I was being sarcastic.

Sharktopus

Quote from: StellarJoe on May 15, 2007, 02:50:13 AM
Now I got to come up with a disguise to go to the video store and rent this.

A better disguise than the one in your avatar?

gbeenie

Quote from: Rude on May 14, 2007, 08:24:50 PM
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You should replace the all the music with songs from Cannibal Corpse...

-Rude

That's kind of like asking me to choose between slamming my fingers in a car door and getting salt in my eye.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

Oceaniclost

QuoteThat's kind of like asking me to choose between slamming my fingers in a car door and getting salt in my eye.

But in this case, it would be Glitter sprinkled in your eyes  ;D

I'm excited about this news.
I'm one of the survivors of Glitter, when I saw it back in 2001

Bob

After watching that trailing I got a bit of a stomach ache, but the pain has now passed.   Man, what an ego trip to make this extended vh1 video movie.  90 minutes of her screeching like she is trying to break glass.   Whew.   

Pearl Forrester made us all watch bad movies now Mary Jo is doing it to us again!    I cannot wait.

For the photo of her, I had to google her name and then found some small photos from here website.   Since here hair and shoulders are cropped in the photos, I had to take the jpg into photoshop and clone her some shoulders and hair.   

mantis in my pantis

i hope my mailbox doesn't spit this one out like it did with crossroads ;D i cant wait to check it out

Natureboy

Quote from: Douglin on May 14, 2007, 05:52:30 PM
Enough about the movie...It's going to be great to hear Mary Jo again


Check out the Press Release & Episode 2 of "Ask Mike" on the Blog: http://www.rifftrax.com/blog/

and only Mike gets a microphone...that fiend!

SmilinJackRoss

#223
Quote from: Natureboy on May 15, 2007, 07:31:08 AM
and only Mike gets a microphone...that fiend!

No, Mary Jo's mic is just REALLY big.
Heated Seats iRiffs: Touched by an Angel | Marked for Death | Runaway | Heated Shorts (shorts collection)

hare.29

Hey, the glitter page blurb somehow doesn't have Mariah Carey's name in it. Actually, on closer inspection, the  second sentence seems to be missing a subject.