What things have we learned stone cold?

[TriffRax]

I learned that Brian Bosworth isn't so much a human as a sentient side of beef, and that it's shockingly easy to steal helicopters from the Mississippi National Guard.

[CJones]

I learned it's important to crack your eggs first, before throwing the whole thing, including the shell, into a blender.

[CJones]

I learned that Rifftrax will still bleep out the word "shit" in their riffs, even when a character in the movie said the same word literally 1 second ago.

This has been a gripe of mine for a while. If you're riffing a movie with full nudity and profanity, why censor the riff?

[ManUnderMask]

I learned that that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so.

[Trekker4747]

I learned that a VOD was being released today, even though it's uncommon for it to happen on a) on a Thursday b) in the same week as a RT:Live! event.

I also learned that if I don't act fast someone else starts the "What I learned" thread, which I really like starting.

[CJones]

I learned that I can't look at Lance Henriksen and not see Bishop from Aliens. Dude, you played one of the best characters in my all-time favorite movie. How could you end up in this garbage just a few years later?

[Trekker4747]

I learned that Stone Cold utterly and completely failed at his mission here.  Local DA? Dead. Local District Supreme Court Justices? Dead. Numerous local police? Dead. Numerous local members of the army? Dead. Numerous local private citizens? Dead.  Seems like a lot of death and destruction to catch a particularly nasty biker, his gang and local members of the mob?

I learned that a DA can appeal a sentencing in order to get a harsher one. Which... Seems sort of odd and Unconstitutional.

I learned this movie forgot about boobs pretty quickly.

Members of a Anarchist, Neo-Nazi, Confederate-supporting biker gang are sort of surprised and displeased when they decide to go around murdering and committing crimes.

Cold-blooded amphibious animals need to eat a large platter of utter slop for breakfast on a regular basis?

There does exist a more ridiculous version of the mullet.

[MrBNatural by Conn]

I learned vehicles exploded with the slightest touch in 1991.
I guess that we all learned why in the Apple which is set in 1994 they glued crap to their cars. It was to buffer the impact to prevent explosions. 

[Conor]

I learned that Stone Cold utterly and completely failed at his mission here.  Local DA? Dead. Local District Supreme Court Justices? Dead. Numerous local police? Dead. Numerous local members of the army? Dead. Numerous local private citizens? Dead.  Seems like a lot of death and destruction to catch a particularly nasty biker, his gang and local members of the mob?

This was one of my favorite parts of the movie. The incident undoubtedly will go down as one of the biggest tragedies of the decade, and he marches out of the courthouse with his head held high.

[CJones]

I had my doubts when Kevin proclaimed this the greatest movie he'd ever seen, but when that motorcycle crashed into that helicopter... wow. Just, wow. 

[Trekker4747]

I'm just lost. How is "Stone Cold" the hero? I mean, the level of death and destruction at the end is unprecedented, his would-be love interest got killed, numerous people were killed including local district-court justices. So... Yay, Stone Cold?

[Miku Fan]

That's what you get for not starting this thread.  Maybe you'll be a little faster next time?

I didn't actually learn that, it's more of an opinion. So, I guess I learned that you can't swing a dead biker around here, without me going off topic.

[BiteMe316]

I learned that that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so.

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY LIKES?     

[MrTorso]

I learned you could have a mullet within a mullet. INCEPTION MULLET!

Also the director at the end thought he was making some great art with that oner at the end!

[Miku Fan]

It was like some inside-out face hugging alien got stuck on the back of his head.