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What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)

Started by SecretAgentSuperDragon, April 27, 2007, 02:02:46 PM

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NickE

I learned that when being chased, it's always better to climb up a building that's under construction, rather than just GO AROUND IT.

Douglin

I realised that if your initials are J.B. you are automatically a super spy: James Bond, Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne....

I don't know about you but I'm going to be checking over my shoulder the next time I badmouth a Jack Black movie.

Hazzah

Quote from: Douglin on May 02, 2007, 07:48:44 AM
I realised that if your initials are J.B. you are automatically a super spy: James Bond, Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne....

I don't know about you but I'm going to be checking over my shoulder the next time I badmouth a Jack Black movie.

Johnny Bravo: Super Spy???
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starfighter

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   I learned that you could tell Kevin you were taking him to London but just drop him off in Iowa City and he wouldn't know the difference.




         vvvv  Both actually.   First Mike confused Iowa City and Prague  and minutes later Kevin made the same mistake with IC/London.  Just what took them to Iowa City is what I'm wondering?   Maybe back in the day they were both fans of Duck's Breath Mystery Theater and Dr. Science.   That group is responsible for the movie at the top of my list of picks for DVD preservation:   Zadar: The Cow From Hell!

SecretAgentSuperDragon


Sharktopus

Quote from: Hazzah on May 02, 2007, 01:22:54 PM
Quote from: Douglin on May 02, 2007, 07:48:44 AM
I realised that if your initials are J.B. you are automatically a super spy: James Bond, Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne....

I don't know about you but I'm going to be checking over my shoulder the next time I badmouth a Jack Black movie.

Johnny Bravo: Super Spy???

Don't forget Jim Beam.

Raven

I learned that a 00's saliva is a great way to get rid of blood.  Note to self: befriend a 00 before committing next murder, saves on bleach. 

hare.29

I learned you can be the kind of poker player who can get into $10-million poker games and yet have a tell so obvious a cave fish could see it.

Kwakerjak

I learned that bulletproof glass comes standard on construction vehicles.

nosebleed

Quote from: Sharktopus on May 02, 2007, 09:28:32 PM
Quote from: Hazzah on May 02, 2007, 01:22:54 PM
Quote from: Douglin on May 02, 2007, 07:48:44 AM
I realised that if your initials are J.B. you are automatically a super spy: James Bond, Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne....

I don't know about you but I'm going to be checking over my shoulder the next time I badmouth a Jack Black movie.

Johnny Bravo: Super Spy???

Don't forget Jim Beam.

James Brown! Hit me!
Sean

Fifthrate

I learned that the British Secret Service dosen't keep up with their background checks.
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k1

I can't believe nobody else learned that erecting (sticking with the 007 inuendo) your building on WATER probably isn't a good idea.

But on the upside it does look neat if it sinks!

CM916

I learned that you can go an hour and ten minutes into your movie without acknowledging your title, perhaps longer. Mike and Kevin's constant pleas for the movie to go to Casino Royale reminded me of the Fellowship of the Ring riff when half-way through Mike declares "we have our title."
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MST3Kgirl

I learned that if water sprinklers are on, you are allowed to go anywhere restricted you want to go..