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worst sequel ever

Started by msmpls, April 30, 2007, 12:30:55 PM

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Pak-Man

I always justified Home Alone 2 by noting that the kid FOUND a Home IN New York in which to be alone and set traps for Burglers. :^)

Hazzah

Quote from: Pak-Man on April 30, 2007, 04:57:51 PM
I always justified Home Alone 2 by noting that the kid FOUND a Home IN New York in which to be alone and set traps for Burglers. :^)

the fact you feel the need to justify Home Alone 2 scares me a little.

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Quicksilver

Quote from: Zap Rowsdower Jr. on April 30, 2007, 02:26:50 PM
I disagree, I loved Gremlins 2. It was my favorite movie for years

xXx: State of the Union. Ice Cube the pint-sized, chubby action star? no way
(I actually kinda liked the first one)

Shanghai Knights: pointless and stale

Chronicals of Riddick: so very dumb

The Scorpion King: cliched and having absolutely nothing to do with ancient Egypt

Dumb and Dumberer: it fails at the very title

Jason X

Wouldnt see any of those to find out they were horrible, but I did see state of the union......yesterday. Let's just say it doesnt need a rifftrax, it was hilariously bad. laugh quite a bit. My god, they kill zander over the phone, why, we'll never know. 
The Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God.
Rose: I'm sorry?
The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.

Pak-Man

I actually dug Shanghai Knights and Shanghai Noon before it. Of course, I didn't really set much of a bar for my expectations going in. I wanted a silly movie with a thin plot and Jackie Chan fighting with onorthodox items, and I got it. :^)

fortytwice

My vote goes to American Psycho 2

Featuring a spell binding performance by that hot girl from "That 70's Show"

Minnesota

I genuinely like Cube 2 and XxX: state of the Union, but I admit that XxX2 is very silly so to each his own.

The worst sequel ever? man thats a tough question
Matrix 2/3 are pretty bad but not without some brief glimpse of greatness
Chronicals of Riddick is probably at the top of the list
Episode one right there at the top too


Blueguy

The Butterfly Effect 2
Behind Enemy Lines 2

RobtheBarbarian

Jurassic Park 3, anyone? I remember being a kid and actually looking forward to that piece of shit. A small part of me died the day I saw it.

Pak-Man

And a small part of ME just died when I found out that someone remembers looking forward to JP3 when they were a kid!

Soooo oooooooold. :^)

Quicksilver

I will add, Blair Witch 2. wtf were they thinking, oh wait they werent.
The Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God.
Rose: I'm sorry?
The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.

Rude

Quote from: QuicksilverI will add, Blair Witch 2. wtf were they thinking...

I'm sure they were thinking what most producers are thinking:


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Nunyerbiz

Lawnmower Man 2

Probably the worst movie I've ever seen that featured somewhat recognizable actors (Max Headroom and the bad guy from Sleeping With The Enemy, if I recall correctly).

Van Wilder 2

Things are pretty much doomed when the title character doesn't make so much as a cameo appearance in the sequel.


CinemaslaveJoe

Quote from: PSLOwner on April 30, 2007, 01:19:41 PM
Highlander 2.    It totally ignores almost EVERYTHING about the first movie
You beat me to it.  I'm with you.

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Brak

The majority of Disney sequels (excluding Toy Story 2, i liked it more than the first one)

im suprised no one has mentioned Sandlot 2, AND they have released a Sandlot 3!!! Freakin crap! why cant they come up with something else

Son of the Mask

Ocean's 13,  im sure that will end up being rifftrax material

im going to stop there, i dont want to start hurting myself

Fuzzy Necromancer

I pwnz all of your answers with

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