Secret Agent Stingers

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

My vote goes to the 50 ft jump off the crane. Or how about, "I'll escape this man chasing me by essentially climbing up a giant metal tree."

[Hobbit]

Eh, those two don't really stand out in my mind without the riffs to point it out.  I thought that chase scene was really awesome (and not as outlandish as you might think.  I've seen videos of Olympic class gymnasts doing this stuff for fun).

I vote for:

He's logged into our secure web site using your name and password.

How the hell do he know these things?

That or, "...how did you find out where I lived?"

[AmazingThor]

How about the torture scene where he says "thanks for scratching my balls" or something like that. I hope if my boys ever take a severe thrashing that I still have what it takes to give a witty one-liner.

[6079SmithW]

I'd go with "weeping blood is a derangement of the tear duct, nothing sinister" or maybe the dangerous guy playing pinball in the beginning.

[Raven]

I'd go with Bond smashing through the drywall during the first chase sequence Kool Aid Style. 

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Everything with a  by Kevin afterwards.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I'd go with Bond smashing through the drywall during the first chase sequence Kool Aid Style. 

BOND SMASH!

That scene was the first time I recall thinking to myself "When did they replace Bond with Hulk Hogan?" After a while I started expecting a pose-off to break out on the beach between Bond and the guy that cried tears. "I'm gonna beat your ass at poker, brother! Don't nobody eeever top the Hulkster!"

[Minnesota]

The bad guy explaining his blood tears

or this exchange bond has with the waiter

Like a Martini.
Shaken or stired?
Do I look like I give a damn

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

How about the torture. I mean there were thousands of things to do with his balls, namely electrocution.

But the big torture scene was essentially football in the crotch.

[Hobbit]

How about the torture. I mean there were thousands of things to do with his balls, namely electrocution.

But the big torture scene was essentially football in the crotch.

Well, he did say that he was going for simple, and if you've EVER been kicked in the nuts, it's something the audience can relate to.  I think the whole point of the scene is that the torture was not at all elaborate.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

How about the torture. I mean there were thousands of things to do with his balls, namely electrocution.

But the big torture scene was essentially football in the crotch.

Well, he did say that he was going for simple, and if you've EVER been kicked in the nuts, it's something the audience can relate to.  I think the whole point of the scene is that the torture was not at all elaborate.

Yes, if you've ever been kicked in the nuts, you automatically give up your debit cards pin number...   


Oh another one, M threatening Bond with death for saying her name. Come on.

Now I know the rebuttal will be, "Well that's the point. No one is suppose to know M's name. M is sacred."

So there. I just saved you the trouble of typing.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Well, he did say that he was going for simple, and if you've EVER been kicked in the nuts, it's something the audience can relate to.  I think the whole point of the scene is that the torture was not at all elaborate.

Well... it was elaborate enough that he hit him with a knotted rope of all things instead of just kicking them or... *shudder* using a golf club. A flat wooden board would hurt too, and he might even get splinters. In the end, I don't think the knotted rope approach would work in real life because most people would probably miss a few times before nailing him right in the balls, and that would kind of ruin the effect.  

*swing, thunk*
"Damnit, hold on a sec... I did it a bunch of times yesterday. Just gotta..."
*swing, thunk*
"DAMNIT!"

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

You would have to have an acute knowledge of trigonometry and unit circles.

[Sharktopus]

Well, he did say that he was going for simple, and if you've EVER been kicked in the nuts, it's something the audience can relate to.  I think the whole point of the scene is that the torture was not at all elaborate.

Well... it was elaborate enough that he hit him with a knotted rope of all things instead of just kicking them or... *shudder* using a golf club. A flat wooden board would hurt too, and he might even get splinters. In the end, I don't think the knotted rope approach would work in real life because
most people would probably miss a few times before nailing him right in the balls, and that would kind of ruin the effect. 

You would have to have an acute knowledge of trigonometry and unit circles.

I'd have to go with Bond running through the wall, which I couldn't help but laugh at in the theater, with the shaken or stirred line and Bond smashing the Land Rover honorable mentions.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

A brother from Langley.. that happened to be a brother from Langley.