Hi, I am brand-Spakin' New around here

[libralady77]

I just found out about this place and thought it would be a pretty darn cool forum to join, so I just wanted to say Howdy and hope that I get to have some great conversations with y'all around this joint!

Later, Taters!
Erin

[Nick]

Welcome Erin!

[BathTub]

Welcome, feel free to take this mad house as seriously or casually as you like!

[RandyMistie]

Welcome.  And, you are right, this is a fascinating forum to join.  The people here are the most intelligent, well read, and reasonable people you would ever want to have a political or religious debate with!

Also, you got the cool RIfftrax thing to do!

Hmmm... Erin... that sounds like an Irish name.  Do your people hail from the Emerald Isle as mine do?

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[Hazzah]

I usually like to get to know people by asking their name, their zodiac sign, and how old they are.

But I can see I got all those questions answered...


Sooooo...how are you, then?

[mrbasehart]

Welcome!

[ScottotD]

given the male to female ratio, it's probably safest not to mention spanking

[Minnesota]

Welcome!!

[Thom_Serveaux]

given the male to female ratio, it's probably safest not to mention spanking

Probably not that safe, regarless of the M to F ratio, but I digress...

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives libralady77 a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Jumping Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

[Sideswipe]

Hey there, welcome aboard.

[gbeenie]

Be careful, Erin. All that spakin' could make a body go blind.

'Specially if they're spakin' their mokey.


p.s. Hey there. Glad you could join us.