rifftrax Dec Live show is Santa Claus (1959)

[Not TV's Frank]

Where can we find out who won the contest to suggest a riff?  I was in the hospital with my wife after my daughter was born, so I sorta missed this event.   My victory email must be delayed somewhere...

[Miku Fan]

Where can we find out who won the contest to suggest a riff?  I was in the hospital with my wife after my daughter was born, so I sorta missed this event.   My victory email must be delayed somewhere...

I'm still waiting to find out who won the joke for Anaconda. I guess they don't publicly announce it. But, it was listed on the credits.  I read fast enough to know I didn't win.  I remember part of the joke, it was about Paradise Lost...which means, I lost, because my joke was The Kansas State Legislature debated same sex marriage deep, deep into the night.

[Not TV's Frank]

My (better) Santa Claus joke was about how the clumsily dancing devils were still better dancers than Taylor Swift.

[MightyBombJack]

My best joke I submitted was "These are the elves who were cast out of the magic space castle for their rebellion against Santa." The other two were a fairly long-winded and esoteric joke about Dante's Inferno and the rather lame "Dancing With the Stars is really weird this season."

[RoninFox]

One of mine was about how disappointed I was in the choice of dance since "Cloven hooves were made for a tap number."  Another was about the devils being cast out of Frank Gorshin's acting class for going too far over the top.  I can't remember exactly what my third one was, but it was basically a direct quote from Dante with one word substituted for "fabulous."

[bdclark]

Mine was something along the lines of, "You know, even with the fire and multiple dancing Satans, the director really hasn't sold the idea that this is a bad place.  What this scene really needs is some Ku Klux <white robed & hooded people walk into scene>...oh wait, never mind!"

[TheUnabeefer]

Mine was "Hey look. Santa Claus. I didn't know he was in this."

Okay, so I submitted nothing.

[Pak-Man]

Mine was, "I always knew there'd be flash mobs in Hell..."

[Miku Fan]

Mine was, "I always knew there'd be flash mobs in Hell..."

[AMKR]

My riff was "You know guys...this really isn't what Anton LaVey had in mind when he started the Church of Satan." should've added something like "Yeah, yeah - they've really lost their way under new management" or something haha but I was tired/high/sleep medded up - and meant to submit 2 more, better ones - but time ran out.