Greetings All

[Nick]

          Hi. I've been a long time fan of Mystery Science and when I heard of this site I was quite excited. It was great news to me to hear Mike was still riffing. I've mainly been lurking in the forums and would like to make this my official welcome post. So here's some info about myself.


                                                        Name: Nick Long
                                                            Age: 17
                                                       Hobby: Playing games and watching rifftrax
                                                       Sports: I play defensive tackle for my high school football team.


       

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[Minnesota]

Any relation to Howie Long?   

Welcome to the fold

[Nick]

    Thanks for replies. Glad to be part of the fold.

[mrbasehart]

Welcome Nick! Glad to know you aren't the Ultimate Warrior...that guy's a dick! 

[Thom_Serveaux]

Curses! BBQ beat me to it, once again...   My !^%$@#!*^% ISP went down in flames for a few days, and this is what happens......

Anyhue...

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives The Warrior a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Jumping Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

[Nick]

The Demon Dog cookies taste delicious. Thanks

[Thom_Serveaux]

glad to be of service...