Complete the Quote [with a Funny]

[Miku Fan]

Next: I'm a little tea...

teapsy.  No worries, I've only had scree threwdrivers.

[Johnny Unusual]

Yes, and....

[Miku Fan]

Yes, and....

Yes, and it looks like I forgot to put the next quote on the thread!

Next: Mom!  I just saw Dad kiss...

[Unky Des]

...inger's old drinking buddy!

Next: High explosive! Railroaded! High voltage! I'm a....

[Johnny Unusual]

 ... Crazy Larry impersonator in the subway.

Next:  He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood.
He'll make you...

[Miku Fan]

Next:  He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood.
He'll make you...

a Xanax omelet.

Next: Easy come...

[Johnny Unusual]

... I'm sorry, this almost never happens.  Let's just cuddle.

Next: Waste not, want...

[Sideswipe]

Waste not, want the biggest piece of birthday cake.

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that..."

[Unky Des]

"... you can leave your lover that Paul Simon missed."

"The quality of mercy..."

[Johnny Unusual]

is thoroughly tested by our abstract concept quality control division.

Next:  Nirvana is a state of pure...

[Miku Fan]

Next:  Nirvana is a state of pure...

Fiction

Next: I wandered lonely as a...

[Unky Des]

...daffodil. NONONO dammit I'm off to the pub [Extract from the "unexpurgated Wordsworth"]

Next: To be...

[Sideswipe]

"To be able to kill a dude with one thumb it fuckin awesome!"

"That which does not kill us makes us..."

[Johnny Unusual]

...realize "OK, that is another thing that isn't an angry bear."

Next:  A usurper always distrusts...

[Unky Des]

"...your soup."

Next: STOP! In the name of love / Before you....