20 questions, yo!

[torgosPizza]

Twenty questions in da hizzy, foo!

Today is a 20 questions to guess (early) what the next released RiffTrax movie will be!!!

I went looking through the fan 20q's thread, and liked this rule the best. Because it was funny.

EVERY QUESTION MUST BE ASKED IN "Ebonics." NOTHING RACIST! For a good example, watch "Malibu's Most Wanted" starring Jaime Kennedy.
Here's the original thread where I got the idea - there are some good examples here. http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php/topic,2746.msg73818.html#msg73818

The person who is deemed the MVP will receive a Free RiffTrax! As will the person who answers the winning question (to make it fair).

THE GAME WILL START AT 1pm PACIFIC, or 4pm EASTERN TIME (pick your Time zone). The first question asked after this time will be the one answered.

Also, if you need further help, use this search for an Ebonics Translator:
http://www.google.com/search?q=ebonics+translator&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[robertraur]

ebonics, hmm.....

like this:  Dear sir, would the splended theatrical show be the Swayze opus Red Dawn?

or

What up, quit buggin and give us the Batman and Robin for shizzlee dog!
Also word.

[torgosPizza]

Pssh, mannn, you ain't gots ta axe me which one it is? You know which one, dawg!

[Raven]

I think this could be my favorite 20 questions ever.  I'm not sure if I want to even participate or just watch this one.  Gonna be fun.  Mr. Basehart cracked me up on the example thread. 

[RaoulDuke]

time to go watch some ali g

[Rude]

EVERY QUESTION MUST BE ASKED IN "Ebonics." 

-Rude

[Raven]

We going by forum time or real time.  I see about 11 minutes difference. 

[Prof. Bobo]

Wuzzat da flik wit zat greeny, tiny, slim-shady, or dat chump wit da bad skillz, puttin' da hurt on peeps?

"What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!"

[torgosPizza]

Hey, Rude, I didn't make this one up. Your fellow Riffaholics did

[Dim of the Yard]

"What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!"

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!"

[robertraur]

"What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!"

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!"

ooooo, nice try. The answer we were looking for was Ebonics, not jive.  Thanks for playing 

[Raven]

G-Fresh from Orgazmo taught me all the ebonics I need to know.  You betta ch-ch-check youself befo you wr-wr-wreck youself.

[SmilinJackRoss]

Yeah, I'll be sitting this one out.  Reading 27 pages of ebonics would give me an intolerable headache.  Have fun guys.

And shame on you for suggesting I watch Malibu's Most Wanted. 

[torgosPizza]

Yeah, I'll be sitting this one out.  Reading 27 pages of ebonics would give me an intolerable headache.  Have fun guys.

And shame on you for suggesting I watch Malibu's Most Wanted. 

Oh sure, you'll watch Crossroads, but not the masterpiece that is Malibu's? For shame!

[Douglin]

While your waiting for the game to start, why not vote in the fanart contest:

http://www.rifftrax.com/funStuff-view.php?cat=1