Complete the Quote [with a Funny]

[Sideswipe]

Next, from the pen of Leonard Cohen: "Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, I fucking love cocaine!"

"I'm Commander Sheppard, and this it my favorite..."

[UncleDesmond]

"...gay bar in the WHOLE of San Fran."

"I like to be in America / ...."

[Johnny Unusual]

Where I don't have to watch Being Erica."

Next: "One night in Bangkok..."

[Sideswipe]

could lead to death by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me...

[Johnny Unusual]

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me... Maybe." - US President Carly Rae Jepson

"In the kingdom of the blind..."

[Sideswipe]

"In the kingdom of the blind the artwork really sucks!"

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a..."

[Johnny Unusual]

"...tip.  I'm really unpopular in restaurants."

"Fools rush in where angels..."

[Unky Des]

...have left their gold-colored scat.

"Why. Do. Birds / suddenly appear / every time / you.."

[Miku Fan]

...have left their gold-colored scat.

"Why. Do. Birds / suddenly appear / every time / you.."

dip yourself in honey and anise seeds.

[Sideswipe]

You forgot to add a new quote.

[Unky Des]

Ok: I'll fill in

"It is a far far better thing I do now..."

[Sideswipe]

"It is a far far better thing I do now than I have ever done before.  Banging two babes at the same time!"

"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man..."

[Unky Des]

"...highly irritating to the uncaffeinated."

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Lend me..."

[Miku Fan]

"...highly irritating to the uncaffeinated."

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Lend me a chariot.  Brutus has been acting strange, lately."

"That's one small step for a man..."

[Unky Des]

"...and eight weeks at full throttle for a paramecium."

"I'm. Too sexy for my..."