If Roadhouse had a stinger, what would it be?

[jedhargett]

I know "Pain don't hurt" is the obvious choice, but there are so many possibilities.  Any ideas?

[DeevFactor]

I nominate "I used to f--- guys like you in prison!"

[ScottotD]

I second both those and add 'For a good Buick call...'

[Stray]

I think it'd probably have to be, "Nobody wins a fight." It's perfect: it's short, funny and showcases the movie perfectly.

[Sharktopus]

I was just about to adamantly suggest "A polar bear fell on me," but realized it's right at the end of the movie, so that's out. "I used to f*ck guys like you in prison," is the most absurd line in the movie, so that gets my vote.

[Wiseblood]

The Roadhouse stinger would definitely have to be "It's my way or the highway".  Wouldn't be a particularly funny stinger, but that is THE Roadhouse line!

[cecilbdemented]

Eh, I vote Buick. That's just the shot you have to riff.

[SaucyRossy]

I second It's my way or the highway.

[Perfect Tommy]

He never started a fight, but finshed his share...ROADHOUSE.

To be read in "movie-guy deep voice."

[Mr. Dark]

I can't believe nobody said it yet...

...'pain don't hurt'...

[Ivan Druzhkov]

I'd like to throw in Horn Necklace Guy's "Prepare to die!"  Honestly, have you ever heard anyone who isn't a cliched Robert Jordan fantasy villain say something like that?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

or the villian punching the smiling crony in the face.

[Pak-Man]

Don't make me remind you of Spaced Invaders...

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Another vote for the film's funniest line (in my opinion), "I used to f**k guys like you in prison!"

[JoshuaJSlone]

Personally I'm a fan of the "Are you KIDDING!?" from the dope in the first Double Deuce scene.