favorite lines?

[Rattrap007]

My fav was when the teacher is teaching the class and NPH says the line:

"Stark raving insane or simply British?"

and the line about a bowl full of Preperation H...

[Trekker4747]

The one that got me to bust out laughing the hardest was when NPH said, "So, back then was there a giant lake covering northern Montana?"
I've seen this movie several times and never noticed that spot on the map! 

Also when Wonka tells Violet he knows of a worse habit NPH says, "Like enslaving an entire race of people and making them power your yacht?!"

Mad funny.

I've got plenty others that were just gut-busters but those stuck out in my mind the most.

[Baron Samedi]

The one about life on the streets of Engla... meri... poland.

And I loved the bit about how Mike flips to Prison Break during the commercials for Wife Swap, because there's literally nothing to watch on Monday night.  Hilarious, and NPH really was a good sport about his show being ripped on.

I could go on and on.  Way too many good lines to count.  Excellently rendered Rifftrax.

[Rattrap007]

but there is always Heroes... There is ONE good show on mondays...

[Smoky]

My favorite:

"If you want to vieeww paradiiise..."

"Simply view anoother mooviieee..."

[Rufus T]

Grandpa Joe: It's ours Charley.
Mike: Ours to sell!

[mmachi]

Neil had a line when they were reading the golden ticket about when to arrive and not to be late and he added the best line.  My wife and I laughed for about 3 minutes.  Tears were streaming down our faces.  It was not a politically correct statement, but hilarious none the less.

It started with, "don't be late." and Neil added, "and don't be non-white".

Painful, but hilarious...

[Hobbit]

I liked.

"Good morning!  Look at the sun!"
"Yeah, and look at how the sun reflects off of my nice, shiny GOLDEN TICKET...suckers!"

[DoctorZ]

Every once in a while Mike and company riff on something so close to my experiences that I can't help believing they know me.
Both of these riffs made me have to pause the show because of a strong attack of "Foflmao!"

1. The riff about depression and "The Six Million Dollar Man" cancellation.  I have a brother in law who loved this show as a kid and fantasized about it during his play time.  My wife tells me that when they cancelled the show he became almost suicidal and wouldn't eat for two days.

2, I know all about Gator Land near Disney World in Florida.  I've been there.  I know exactly what Neil is riffing about in this one.  However, I wasn't sick in the parking lot before going home to Ohio.

[LadyKenobi]

I want to go on a Runtz-based diet!

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Oh looks like the Paraguayan counterfeiter sent a hit-grampa to wipe out Charlie. 

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

NPH mention on SNL last nite. I didn't know he was hosting Regis & Kelly for a bit.

[morgyporgy]

There were so many good ones this time.

-You're pullin' our legs!
-They have legs?

-If I made a suit out of his skin, then I could be the candyman!

-The Scrumdiddilyicious bars cause renal failure in the elderly.

-A pudding lid? With sweet lickacle puddling inside!?

- Ah, the poor. Always willing to dig through filth for amounts of money that seem trivial to me, Neil Patrick Harris.

[morgyporgy]

- Mom loses her job as a shirt boiler, and the cabbage water gets that much thinner.

- I hope that was nougut, and not something that the Oompa Loompas left behind.

[LadyKenobi]

Yay!  That was TOTALLY worth the plane ride from Germany!