Jokes About Asians Eating Animals

[TheUnabeefer]

[goflyblind]

aww, look at all the adorable little homophobic racists in this thread. who's the adorable little homophobic racists? you are! you are! yes you are! so adorable!

[Wernski]

Did any of you ever stop to think that maybe the rest of the Asian community looks down upon the ones who eat dogs and cats?

No, actually; I'd never stopped to think that before.  So, we should side with the part of the community that looks down on the other group of people over a cultural food trend?

[TheUnabeefer]

I thought I killed this thread.

DIE ALREADY!!! Like the dead animal I am about to eat.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Like the dead animal I am about to eat.

Interesting that you felt the need to specify "dead" animal.....

Just how often do you go around taking bites out of live animals?



Wait...  Unabeefer is really Ozzy! 




See what I did there?  Taking a line out of context...  Soon I'll be able to get a big paying gig at fox news.

[Tripe]

Just how often do you go around taking bites out of live animals?

I would bet probably only about once per species.

[TheUnabeefer]

Sometimes I like to just gnaw on a live cow.

[Wernski]

Aren't dogs gluten-free?  That would make these Rifftrax jokes even worse than we thought!

related: Episode Pulled After Outrage Over Insensitive Gluten-Free Diet Jokes.