One Good Thing

[Johnny Unusual]

In return you get a bindle full of thongs.

Next: Bombing on stage.

[UncleDesmond]

[Motorhead]

Next: Going bald

[Johnny Unusual]

Being Lex Luthor for Halloween.  Or Walter White.  Or Harvey Pekar.

Next: Phish

[UncleDesmond]

It's not the Grateful Dead

Next: Dying

[Johnny Unusual]

The end.

Next: Living

[UncleDesmond]

...it's a living.

Next: Getting another wrong number

[Johnny Unusual]

Meeting new people

Next: Missing a digit

[Tripe]

Roomier mittens.

Next: shy bladder

[UncleDesmond]

Better thing to have in your pants than Shai Hulud


Next: BBQ Buffalo Wings

[Johnny Unusual]

Shitting blood means your butt is FUCKING METAL!

Next: McDonald's

[McDonald's]

ME

Next: Arby's

[Johnny Unusual]

That's a good price for a terrible sandwich.

Next: Carnival food

[UncleDesmond]

it's not McDonald's

Next: Dead threads

[Johnny Unusual]

People have learned to move on.

Next: Flame Wars

[UncleDesmond]

Gotta beat Micky-fied Star Wars

Next: Mullets