Whats your Hobbit name?

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Just modify the post, and divide the image length and height by 2.

[Pak-Man]

Neat. Thanks. :^)

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

But if not, check out the artwork of fantasy artists like Boris Vallejo.

yeah forgot about that, it does put a big hole in my argument.

PS - The planet Riza is just a vacation spot. Women don't grow there or anything

well they do technically grow women.  all planets do   but i mean more of the concept of risa, the "PLEASURE planet"

[Rude]

well they do technically grow women.  all planets do...

Really? I didn't know that women were growing on Mars and Venus! Are they selling those "space tourist" tickets yet?!

-Rude

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

LOL well of course they are, those women are also totally attracted to nerds.  Why do think everything nasa does is top secret.  They know they have to go off planet to mate. 

[RobtheBarbarian]

The Xena chicks aren't my type. Scrawny, bony, wrinkly and bitchy. So is that one elf. I don't know why they picked her.. aren't elves supposed to be immortal, and thus not have obvious wrinkles? Beastmaster though... whoooo.

My hobbit name is Grigory Gamwich of the Bree Gamwiches by the way. Tolkien has a talent for stupid names rivalling Lucas, come to think of it.

[Sharktopus]

Does King Arthur really qualify as fantasy? Sure, there's Merlin and the Lady of the Lake,, but Camelot's pretty much meant to be in the "real world."

Also, Monica Bellucci may just be the hottest woman on Earth. She could melt Keira Knightley just by looking at her. So says Till Bulge of Great Smials.

[J-Proof]

Yeah - a lot of fantasies are meant to be in the "real" world, but so much of the Arthurian legend is fantasized (Gawain and the Green Knight for example) that I think KA qualifies for fantasy.

Movies like Dragonheart, Eragon, Harry Potter etc also fit into the category of Fantasy I suppose

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

dragon heart lol  now theres a movie that needs a good riffing.

[Sideswipe]

Podo Brockhouse of Loamsdown

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Nice. At least it's better than popo. I sound like a cop.

[Mr. Schlitz]

Todo Smallburrows of Sandydowns

Don't think I like the "smallburrows" part...

[BobEvil]

Berilac Gamwich of the Bree Gamwiches

I'd ask what a Gamwich is, but that might imply I know what the hell the rest of this name means.

[dignan]

Ferdirand Bleecker-Baggins of Fair Downs


But everyone calls me Ferdi.