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POLL - Grindhouse: Best Fake Trailer

Started by Rude, April 09, 2007, 11:30:47 AM

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Rude

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Alright... cast your vote for the best fake trailer from Grindhouse!

-Rude

PS - Sorry, but you Canadian types can't vote for Hobo With A Shotgun simply 'cuz I've never seen it!~
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pyro

I couldn't decide and voted on which one I'd most like to see made into a film.... 

Rude

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Well, well, well... Look what i found:

Canada-Only Grindhouse Trailer: Hobo With A Shotgun



-Rude
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RandyMistie

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Quote from: Rude on April 09, 2007, 12:06:16 PM
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Well, well, well... Look what i found:

Canada-Only Grindhouse Trailer: Hobo With A Shotgun



-Rude

Brilliant......... better than Charles Bronson!

torgosPizza

Haha that's pretty funny. Too bad it wasn't REALLY a GH trailer. But I think Quentin would be proud!

gbeenie

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torgosPizza

Hell yeah. And as I'd mentioned in another thread, Rodriguez is most likely going to do MACHETE as a full length. He and Trejo have been talking about doing it since '97!

"God has mercy. I don't!!"  Awesome.

Rude

Quote from: pyroI couldn't decide and voted on which one I'd most like to see made into a film....

Actually ... now that i think about it, that's what i did too.

Zombie's trailer looked like it would be a great film, but the two trailers that really stuck out were the two that no one has voted for ( yet ). I thought Don't was a great trailer that actually reminded me of those old Hammer films or some movies that came as part of a really cheap DVD Horror Boxset. And we couldn't believe Roth's trailer while we were watching it... the cheerleader scene and the human-headed-turking-humping scene were priceless pieces of trash!

-Rude
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RandyMistie

Eh, my wife is Mexican so I voted that way.  Viva Machette!
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pyro

Quote from: torgosPizza on April 09, 2007, 12:41:19 PM
Hell yeah. And as I'd mentioned in another thread, Rodriguez is most likely going to do MACHETE as a full length. He and Trejo have been talking about doing it since '97!

"God has mercy. I don't!!"  Awesome.

quotes from Rodriguez on Slash Film indicate a direct-to-DVD release though  :(, but on the bright side filming is set to start this summer

torgosPizza

Quote from: Rude on April 09, 2007, 12:51:09 PM
And we couldn't believe Roth's trailer while we were watching it... the cheerleader scene and the human-headed-turking-humping scene were priceless pieces of trash!

If only Roth's legit films were as good as that trailer...

Quote from: pyro on April 09, 2007, 01:53:26 PM
quotes from Rodriguez on Slash Film indicate a direct-to-DVD release though  :(, but on the bright side filming is set to start this summer

Blech. That sucks. I think if it was marketed correctly he could make a killing in the theater (pun intended). But hey, as long as it gets made, I won't be a choosy beggar.

pyro

I'll be happy either way too, but this sorta confuses me:

Quote"With the fake trailers garnering much of the acclaim for "Grindhouse," the film's trailer directors are already contemplating expanding their shorts into the next round of features. Edgar Wright's "Don't" is a candidate, even though the trailer gives no indication of any sort of plot aside from people getting killed.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/comments/?entryid=412779


it's only been out for 3 days and I'm already overly excited for a sequal

MrTorso

I voted for Don't!

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dignan

Will Arnett was the narrator for the "Don't" trailer. 

I voted for "Don't" as well.