Favorite Lines?

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

I married a werewolf when I was a baby.

[Beyond the Riff]

Hey, look, a fat lady singing! I think that means the movie is over! When-...Damn it!

[Lembach]

Mr. Bond. Oh! Too soon.

Mr. Bond. Really?? Nothing?

Mr. Bond. Seriously?? Still not here?

Mr. Bond. Oh hell, I give up.

[the Puppet Haters club]

Having seen this film before , I can only say 'the apple" is a tripped out version of 'the rocky horror picture show' and all John Water's films.especially 'Pink Flamingos'! Looking forward  to see what Mike, Bill and Kevin riff. Warning-as in 'The Room'...never take any mind altering substances as you watch 'The apple'
The speed song speaks out as the best lines in a musical ever

take your pig mask off, please

[Compound]

"Ever since Bimstalnacht."

"Wait, there's more than one crappy musical about paying Rent?"

"Voodoo Roger Whitakker."

"Relax. Have a baby."

"I'm Tom Bombadil!"

"Gary, your shield is upside down!"

"This is like porn for Polyphonic Spree fans."

"Miller Clear for everyone!"

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

You guy wanna wait for me?! Y'know, God and stuff! Tch...

[Beyond the Riff]

Whiney Facebook Status: The Song!

[RockSiren]

Hahaha  Baba My-O'Reilly pal!

[andyp1986]

Oddly enough, a lot of the Riffs that made me laugh the hardest were the sung riffs during the musical numbers. Especially during "Universal Melody" and whatever the song is at the party when Dandi slips Bibi that "mystery pill" and hits on her.

I actually did a real spit-take when Kevin sings: "You're date-rape drug wooooooorked!"

[Locuststakethesky]

Fat Albert:  Hey hey hey!  BM's on the way!

[Trekker4747]

Oddly enough, a lot of the Riffs that made me laugh the hardest were the sung riffs during the musical numbers. Especially during "Universal Melody" and whatever the song is at the party when Dandi slips Bibi that "mystery pill" and hits on her.

I actually did a real spit-take when Kevin sings: "You're date-rape drug wooooooorked!"

Really, any time Kevin sings is a good time to not drink something and expect to laugh.

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

Really, any time Kevin sings is a good time to not drink something and expect to laugh.

This.

[losingmydignity]

The best riffs were with the landlady (Boobs!) and hell sequence.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Loads of great ones during the "cry for me" song:

The selfish Evita inverse.

Stupid lucky deafened ears.

Keep standing and heaving
The guitarist isn't done dicking around.

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

I AM INDICATING THE TIME!